Those typos are like this one chick makes on the company bulletin board when she advertises stuff for sale. A couple months ago she had a "rod iron" head board for sale and then later a "Chip and Dale" table with chairs.
How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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askye - May 26, 2005 7:54:52 am PDT #157 of 10431
Thrive to spite them
Calli - May 26, 2005 8:02:46 am PDT #158 of 10431
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
"Chip and Dale" table with chairs.
Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.
amych - May 26, 2005 8:41:20 am PDT #159 of 10431
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.
You say that now. But then it starts singing.
Dana - May 26, 2005 11:40:43 am PDT #160 of 10431
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'm so ashamed that I missed this one earlier:
It was then that the figure knocked Michael unconscious with a well-placed bunt of a gun’s butt to his temple.
Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 11:41:23 am PDT #161 of 10431
If I only had a brain...
And then the runner on base broke for third...
Sophia Brooks - May 26, 2005 11:56:45 am PDT #162 of 10431
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
bunt of a gun’s butt
Try saying that 3 times fast
Fay - May 26, 2005 7:14:42 pm PDT #163 of 10431
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Dana, I so look forward to these updates. They're priceless.
Do we know how old she is?
Strix - May 26, 2005 9:10:20 pm PDT #164 of 10431
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Giggling helplessly.
Hee.
Calli - May 27, 2005 4:15:47 am PDT #165 of 10431
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
well-placed bunt of a gun’s butt to his temple.
And then the runner on base broke for third...
See, my mind went to a cake place there, rather than sports. I wasn't sure how a cake related to a gun, but then I never knew guns had butts either.
Mmm, cake.
Dana - May 27, 2005 7:47:42 am PDT #166 of 10431
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Do we know how old she is?
She's married and has a career. I'd guess she's at least in her 30s.