Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Jars - Oct 31, 2005 3:14:32 am PST #1319 of 10434

Major Fucking Davis is trying to sell me Viagra via spam. I find it far more hilarious than I probably should.


Dana - Oct 31, 2005 8:22:17 am PST #1320 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Her hands stroked the brocade fabric that covered the antique and she wallowed in the memories that rushed her mind, while Michael melancholically observed her actions.

Melancholically?

He answered and placed a hand on her lap, “This is not a joke; this is your day of reckoning Nee-kee-tah.”

And the day that I mangle your name!

There was no getting around it, Nikita had a purposeful plan and even the Heavens were not going to deter her focused goal, even if the plan was predestined as everything in our lives is.

Nikita is totally going to have her own way! Except for that pesky predestination thing, but it's okay, because obviously it's predestined that Michael return from the dead.

“We need Michael down there, this is not the time to take our best asset and exile him in lala land.” Again a grin and she went forth, “Your Planet is in a hell of a mess! Have you noticed that or are you too busy worrying about the life forces in other Planets?”

Because only Michael can save the world.

“With all due respect Father, Michael is capable of taking the most volatile of situations and disarming them with great expeditiousness, finesse and aplomb.”

I bet God will be swayed by her thesarausly vocabulary.

The blonde went willingly to a balcony in the clouds and was shown a fantastic life where she was accompanied by a handsome man who dotted on her children and loved her so.

Let's hope "dotting" isn't code for something bad and wrong.

I'll spare you the bit where Michael and Nikita and their children dance around the room like that inspirational bit in bad movies where the women bond and dance to some Mowtown classic.


shrift - Oct 31, 2005 8:28:32 am PST #1321 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'll spare you the bit where Michael and Nikita and their children dance around the room like that inspirational bit in bad movies where the women bond and dance to some Mowtown classic.

My abject horror cannot be textually rendered.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 31, 2005 8:50:20 am PST #1322 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Really, if life forces from other planets ever threaten to invade, this woman's writing may be our first and best line of defense. Just hack into their computers and horrify them with bad fanfic until they flee the solar system...


brenda m - Oct 31, 2005 9:28:22 am PST #1323 of 10434
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

She should team up with Scooter Libby. I hear he's got some time on his hands.


askye - Oct 31, 2005 9:30:25 am PST #1324 of 10434
Thrive to spite them

I flashed to the MTV movie awards skit where Lisa Kudrow was choreographer who had these various actresses dancing around a bean bag chair instead of a table and waving scarves.

Which has to be one of the most horrifying mental images ever.


Dana - Oct 31, 2005 9:31:21 am PST #1325 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's a pretty awful scene. Michael is a famous pop star. Nikita is in her underwear.


Jars - Oct 31, 2005 9:33:42 am PST #1326 of 10434

And a new tagline is born.

I don't know how long I'll be able to put up with it though.


askye - Oct 31, 2005 9:33:48 am PST #1327 of 10434
Thrive to spite them

Is this in the same story where he's dead?


Dana - Oct 31, 2005 9:36:13 am PST #1328 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is this in the same story where he's dead?

Yeah. Nikita's on some sort of "It's a Wonderful Life" trip. First, she was shown a future where Michael stays dead, and she becomes a soccer mom. Because, you know, if you're not a covert anti-terrorist operative who sees ghosts, your only other option in life is to join the PTA.

Then she insisted on seeing the future where Michael lived, which led to a horribly twee scene of domestic life.