I'll spare you the bit where Michael and Nikita and their children dance around the room like that inspirational bit in bad movies where the women bond and dance to some Mowtown classic.
My abject horror cannot be textually rendered.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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shrift - Oct 31, 2005 8:28:32 am PST #1321 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 31, 2005 8:50:20 am PST #1322 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Really, if life forces from other planets ever threaten to invade, this woman's writing may be our first and best line of defense. Just hack into their computers and horrify them with bad fanfic until they flee the solar system...
brenda m - Oct 31, 2005 9:28:22 am PST #1323 of 10434
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
She should team up with Scooter Libby. I hear he's got some time on his hands.
askye - Oct 31, 2005 9:30:25 am PST #1324 of 10434
Thrive to spite them
I flashed to the MTV movie awards skit where Lisa Kudrow was choreographer who had these various actresses dancing around a bean bag chair instead of a table and waving scarves.
Which has to be one of the most horrifying mental images ever.
Dana - Oct 31, 2005 9:31:21 am PST #1325 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
It's a pretty awful scene. Michael is a famous pop star. Nikita is in her underwear.
Jars - Oct 31, 2005 9:33:42 am PST #1326 of 10434
And a new tagline is born.
I don't know how long I'll be able to put up with it though.
askye - Oct 31, 2005 9:33:48 am PST #1327 of 10434
Thrive to spite them
Is this in the same story where he's dead?
Dana - Oct 31, 2005 9:36:13 am PST #1328 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Is this in the same story where he's dead?
Yeah. Nikita's on some sort of "It's a Wonderful Life" trip. First, she was shown a future where Michael stays dead, and she becomes a soccer mom. Because, you know, if you're not a covert anti-terrorist operative who sees ghosts, your only other option in life is to join the PTA.
Then she insisted on seeing the future where Michael lived, which led to a horribly twee scene of domestic life.
shrift - Oct 31, 2005 9:55:32 am PST #1329 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
She's the Lord King Bad Fic reigning champion.
Gris - Oct 31, 2005 9:56:40 am PST #1330 of 10434
Hey. New board.
Come before her and tremble.