Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.

Buffy ,'Him'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Betsy HP - Oct 10, 2005 1:14:38 pm PDT #1161 of 10434
If I only had a brain...

Does LJ RP count as fanfiction? It rises to wonderful heights.

In this particular case, there's an LJ community, fandomhigh, in which various SF/comics/television/book characters are regressed to teenagerhood and stuck in boarding school together. Hijacks ensue.

In one of today's episodes, an adolescent John Crichton is attempting to explain the concept of "condoms" to an adolescent Lee Adama.

"It's not a balloon, Lee. If it was a balloon, you could make balloon animals with it but you can't with this. Well, you could. I bet you could make a small horse or something." John stops his ramble quickly. "Well, to prevent it from hurting, you buy the correct size for your...little man. They come in a few sizes. You'd probably be a...medium? Maybe? And, when you're done, you take it off and toss it."


brenda m - Oct 10, 2005 1:21:19 pm PDT #1162 of 10434
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

In this particular case, there's an LJ community, fandomhigh, in which various SF/comics/television/book characters are regressed to teenagerhood and stuck in boarding school together. Hijacks ensue.

Wasn't there an animated show like that? With Abraham Lincoln, too, IIRC. (Please god tell me I didn't make that up in my head.)


Anne W. - Oct 10, 2005 1:36:07 pm PDT #1163 of 10434
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Wasn't there an animated show like that? With Abraham Lincoln, too, IIRC. (Please god tell me I didn't make that up in my head.)

Clone High.

I hope that puts your mind at ease.


Nutty - Oct 10, 2005 1:41:44 pm PDT #1164 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Now here I thought you were thinking of Muppet Babies.

No?

Someone in XF did a version of this concept involving the third grade, called "The Truth is in my Lunchbox."


Calli - Oct 11, 2005 7:50:17 am PDT #1165 of 10434
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

[crossposted from Natter]

Has anyone heard anything about the FBI raiding erotic story sites? [link] [Note: about halfway down the entry is a link to this story, on a Not Safe for Work site.] I was wondering if this might spread to my favorite fan fic sites, or if this might be a side-victim of other things the shut down site was doing.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 12, 2005 5:01:27 am PDT #1166 of 10434
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I just read a fanfiction which used "Pre-Madonna" instead of "prima donna" . Which is pretty funny to me...


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 5:25:49 am PDT #1167 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

She told the ghosts as she peeled off her running gear and entered the shower, “I am about to scream, this is too much for anyone to bare.”

I know, it's such a gimme.

Helmut Volkner entered Elena’s impromptu dinner party carrying a fine bottle of wine and some flowers. The handsome man wore his money well and the ghastliness of a good-for-nothing individual even better.

I think it's tacky to wear ghastliness after Labor Day.

Elena did not care that her husband thought her take on homosexuality was archaic, she knew she was not a homophobe, the blonde just didn’t look gay. Michael again roared with anger asking her to stop being such a cliché. Michael threatened walking out when Elena remarked that a good f**k would snap Nikita out of her bafflement.

I'm not sure it's the character that's got an archaic take on homosexuality.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 7:09:09 am PDT #1168 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not sure it's the character that's got an archaic take on homosexuality.

And you just know she's patting herself on the back for being so avant-garde.


Jars - Oct 12, 2005 7:46:30 am PDT #1169 of 10434

Are you entirely sure that it's not some AI writing this? Taking random sentences from millions of other fics and substituting names?


Emily - Oct 12, 2005 10:00:38 am PDT #1170 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I know when I get baffled... wait, what? Sorry, where was I?