From Barack Obama -- "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die [of bird flu]"Oh, man. I shouldn't read things like that. If I were King of the Forest, I'd quarantine everyone but me. Actually, that would take care of a lot.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 11:13:04 am PDT #9705 of 10001
What is even happening?
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 11:13:31 am PDT #9706 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's like prison guards, I suppose. There are thousands -- millions? -- of people doing the job, and I'm glad they are, because I really don't want to.
Or, in my world, it's like schoolteachers.
Dude -- look at this -- A9's yellow pages can show you storefronts if you're in the right cities.
Emily - Jun 06, 2005 11:16:30 am PDT #9707 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
right before I was going to be,
So, Vortex, due to the Chappelle show, you're not?
Oh, man. I shouldn't read things like that. If I were King of the Forest, I'd quarantine everyone but me. Actually, that would take care of a lot.
Keep in mind, of course, that according to the three-part piece in the New Yorker recently, we should be so lucky as to die from the avian flu and not suffer the overcrowding, starvation, and rampant epidemics which global warming will bring us in the next fifty years in the period before the planet becomes so hot that no human life can be supported.
I've decided to stick my fingers in my ears and go lalalalala.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 11:18:42 am PDT #9708 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dude -- look at this -- A9's yellow pages can show you storefronts if you're in the right cities.
I can't decide if that's more cool, or more creepy.
Jessica - Jun 06, 2005 11:19:09 am PDT #9709 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Oh, man. I shouldn't read things like that. If I were King of the Forest, I'd quarantine everyone but me. Actually, that would take care of a lot
I'm mostly amused at how late he is to the bird flu paranoia party. (Not that the paranoia isn't justified, but it's not like this is news. We've been on the verge of a major flu pandemic for years now.)
-t - Jun 06, 2005 11:20:26 am PDT #9710 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Dear people that live on streets that flood every time it rains:
Next time it rains, your street will flood. The pumps will turn on whether you call me to ask me if they are on or not. Therefore, please, do not call me. Especially if it is lunch time. BTW, how did you even get my number?
Kthxbye
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 11:23:19 am PDT #9711 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't decide if that's more cool, or more creepy.
I think it's cool because I can search on "pharmacy" and my address, and actually see the stores, which helps my mental organisation. Such as it is.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 11:25:32 am PDT #9712 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's clearly very cool ("wait, is that the place I'm thinking of? YES IT IS!"), but I kind of expect to see myself in one of the pictures....
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 11:29:49 am PDT #9713 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
but I kind of expect to see myself in one of the pictures....
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Some day you will be able to google yourself and see live video of yourself....
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 11:30:11 am PDT #9714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, dear god.
::A9s krav::
Okay, we're good. Nothing to see here, thanks ... move along.