Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 06, 2005 11:19:09 am PDT #9709 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh, man. I shouldn't read things like that. If I were King of the Forest, I'd quarantine everyone but me. Actually, that would take care of a lot

I'm mostly amused at how late he is to the bird flu paranoia party. (Not that the paranoia isn't justified, but it's not like this is news. We've been on the verge of a major flu pandemic for years now.)


-t - Jun 06, 2005 11:20:26 am PDT #9710 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dear people that live on streets that flood every time it rains:

Next time it rains, your street will flood. The pumps will turn on whether you call me to ask me if they are on or not. Therefore, please, do not call me. Especially if it is lunch time. BTW, how did you even get my number?

Kthxbye


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 11:23:19 am PDT #9711 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't decide if that's more cool, or more creepy.

I think it's cool because I can search on "pharmacy" and my address, and actually see the stores, which helps my mental organisation. Such as it is.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 11:25:32 am PDT #9712 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's clearly very cool ("wait, is that the place I'm thinking of? YES IT IS!"), but I kind of expect to see myself in one of the pictures....


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 11:29:49 am PDT #9713 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but I kind of expect to see myself in one of the pictures....

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Some day you will be able to google yourself and see live video of yourself....


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 11:30:11 am PDT #9714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, dear god.

::A9s krav::

Okay, we're good. Nothing to see here, thanks ... move along.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 11:35:39 am PDT #9715 of 10001
What is even happening?

Keep in mind, of course, that according to the three-part piece in the New Yorker recently, we should be so lucky as to die from the avian flu and not suffer the overcrowding, starvation, and rampant epidemics which global warming will bring us in the next fifty years in the period before the planet becomes so hot that no human life can be supported.

Wait. The next fifty years? So like, from now, to 2055?


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 11:37:48 am PDT #9716 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, how to massage a cat: [link]

Luxury pet tents: [link]


JohnSweden - Jun 06, 2005 11:44:47 am PDT #9717 of 10001
I can't even.

Going all the way back to ita's link to wee-ness, (damn my work requesting my actual attention)

But I got distracted by finding celebheights.com. And this pic. Damn, that looks wee.

Tom Cruise pictured with Seibu Lions' player Alex Cabrera, curiosity led me to google up the slugger/infielder. He is listed at 6'2", [link] but those listings are often slightly inflated. So that's like Seth Green or Danny Strong wee, isn't it, since Cruise is nearly a foot shorter in that pic?

Celebheights says 5' 7.5", but that seems unlikely, no?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 06, 2005 11:45:46 am PDT #9718 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe the avian flu will kill enough people to head off global warming?