I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 11:30:11 am PDT #9714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, dear god.

::A9s krav::

Okay, we're good. Nothing to see here, thanks ... move along.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 11:35:39 am PDT #9715 of 10001
What is even happening?

Keep in mind, of course, that according to the three-part piece in the New Yorker recently, we should be so lucky as to die from the avian flu and not suffer the overcrowding, starvation, and rampant epidemics which global warming will bring us in the next fifty years in the period before the planet becomes so hot that no human life can be supported.

Wait. The next fifty years? So like, from now, to 2055?


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 11:37:48 am PDT #9716 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, how to massage a cat: [link]

Luxury pet tents: [link]


JohnSweden - Jun 06, 2005 11:44:47 am PDT #9717 of 10001
I can't even.

Going all the way back to ita's link to wee-ness, (damn my work requesting my actual attention)

But I got distracted by finding celebheights.com. And this pic. Damn, that looks wee.

Tom Cruise pictured with Seibu Lions' player Alex Cabrera, curiosity led me to google up the slugger/infielder. He is listed at 6'2", [link] but those listings are often slightly inflated. So that's like Seth Green or Danny Strong wee, isn't it, since Cruise is nearly a foot shorter in that pic?

Celebheights says 5' 7.5", but that seems unlikely, no?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 06, 2005 11:45:46 am PDT #9718 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe the avian flu will kill enough people to head off global warming?


Vortex - Jun 06, 2005 11:48:21 am PDT #9719 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

right before I was going to be,

So, Vortex, due to the Chappelle show, you're not?

BeD, that should have been beD. fie on you! :)


Burrell - Jun 06, 2005 11:55:13 am PDT #9720 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Okay, baby boy is fed now. Plus he's wearing his Kat&ita onesie. Man, I need to take pictures, it's not going to fit much longer.


Aims - Jun 06, 2005 11:59:39 am PDT #9721 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How is the wee man?


Allyson - Jun 06, 2005 12:06:20 pm PDT #9722 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Plus he's wearing his Kat&ita onesie.

Is that the one I made where ita has the black eye?


Burrell - Jun 06, 2005 12:09:02 pm PDT #9723 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How is the wee man?

Great, other than a bad head cold. And dude, he's not so wee. He's already wearing some of the 3 mo clothes.

Is that the one I made where ita has the black eye?

Yep. I love it, it makes me so happy. Especially the black eye.