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'War Stories'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 4:21:45 am PDT #9535 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, I haven't actually gotten to work yet, so it may be there are big piles on my chair, but I'll let you know my availability shortly....


Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 4:28:45 am PDT #9536 of 10001
What is even happening?

He's wet. Slick chest, wet pants, a damp-looking shirt behind him with the word "dive" on it?
He's wet.
You are a paragon of sensibility, ita. Good call.


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 4:30:25 am PDT #9537 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes cats will eat kittens. Sometimes a cat will eat her own kittens. We had a cat who ate her kittens once. A year later she had a litter of seven kittens, all of which survived into adulthood, which was very rare for a litter of barn cats.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 4:32:14 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was skimming around to find the pic of Djimon Hounsou that's not wet, but looks it (it's paint and his skin's sheen), and the one of Orlando Bloom (it's grease, and not that great a pic either).

But I got distracted by finding celebheights.com. And this pic. Damn, that looks wee.


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 4:34:09 am PDT #9539 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So it is possible for a picture of a greased Orlando Bloom to be not that great?


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 4:39:18 am PDT #9540 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When he can look like this, or this, he's setting the bar way too high for me to dig this.


tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 4:42:22 am PDT #9541 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well OK, that last one really does suffer from poor execution.

Who wants to volunteer to grease Orlando up and photograph him properly?


Sophia Brooks - Jun 06, 2005 4:49:18 am PDT #9542 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't really care for Orlando most of the time...

I think I will let ita grease him.

What would you all say "generals" mean in terms of college classes? i recieved a note from a student who is thinking of transferring here. She wonders what we have in the summer in terms of generals and accounting. She is an accounting major.

I'm thinking she means something like general ed requirements, which we don't have here. And we don't have accoutning. I'm thinking she should rethink transferring to a school that doesn't have her intended major.


sumi - Jun 06, 2005 4:52:25 am PDT #9543 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I would guess Gen Eds too.

ita -- I'm sorry about how the test went and hope that you are feeling better today.

Meanwhile, I am in week 3 of the back spasm.

Also, I got an email at 8:34 asking me to come and interview at 9 Am. I replied that 9:30 would be better. It's 8:51 and I have had no answer.

What do I do with that?

(I am also not really dressed for an interview. . . but then, it's for a job that I'm not very excited about.)


amych - Jun 06, 2005 4:55:57 am PDT #9544 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

sumi, call to see if they got your email, but be ready to hustle over there in, oh, 5 minutes.