He's wet. Slick chest, wet pants, a damp-looking shirt behind him with the word "dive" on it?
He's wet.
And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 4:11:00 am PDT #9531 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 06, 2005 4:13:32 am PDT #9532 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
So, I haven't been to work in nearly a week, and my boss has not sent one email of work to do. Maybe I could do some of Nora's?
Sure! (forwards all calls and emails to Jesse.)
amych - Jun 06, 2005 4:19:21 am PDT #9533 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Are you looking for other people's work, too, or just Nora's?
P.M. Marc - Jun 06, 2005 4:21:28 am PDT #9534 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
And the expert calls it for WET! Whee!
Brendan Fraser in Encino Man = Cave Canadian?
HEE! Exactly.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2005 4:21:45 am PDT #9535 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, I haven't actually gotten to work yet, so it may be there are big piles on my chair, but I'll let you know my availability shortly....
Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 4:28:45 am PDT #9536 of 10001
What is even happening?
He's wet. Slick chest, wet pants, a damp-looking shirt behind him with the word "dive" on it?
He's wet.You are a paragon of sensibility, ita. Good call.
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 4:30:25 am PDT #9537 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sometimes cats will eat kittens. Sometimes a cat will eat her own kittens. We had a cat who ate her kittens once. A year later she had a litter of seven kittens, all of which survived into adulthood, which was very rare for a litter of barn cats.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 4:32:14 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was skimming around to find the pic of Djimon Hounsou that's not wet, but looks it (it's paint and his skin's sheen), and the one of Orlando Bloom (it's grease, and not that great a pic either).
But I got distracted by finding celebheights.com. And this pic. Damn, that looks wee.
tommyrot - Jun 06, 2005 4:34:09 am PDT #9539 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So it is possible for a picture of a greased Orlando Bloom to be not that great?
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2005 4:39:18 am PDT #9540 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.