24 is effed up, yo! That shit be mad!
Strong like an Amazon.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - May 02, 2005 6:23:25 pm PDT #756 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse - May 02, 2005 6:30:40 pm PDT #757 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Honestly, is there anyone more awesome than Jon Stewart? I think not. He has fucking ZELL MILLER on the show, and is so fucking awesome.
Awesome.
Lee - May 02, 2005 7:15:19 pm PDT #758 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hi.
Today, people were weird.
IJS.
P.M. Marc - May 02, 2005 7:51:31 pm PDT #759 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
How so, Ms. Perkins?
That'll teach you to go being close to the earth with the life-bearing and all. On the plus side, now you embody The Mystery Of Life itself. Also, you're milky.
When I've used Palmer's Bottom Butter on her, and she's been eating, we both wind up smelling like melted ice cream. I'm gonna go out on a limb, though, and say that there's not much mysterious about the whole baby thing. To tie into earlier, it's like having an in-house science lesson.
Daisy Jane - May 02, 2005 7:53:05 pm PDT #760 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Honestly, is there anyone more awesome than Jon Stewart? I think not. He has fucking ZELL MILLER on the show, and is so fucking awesome.
Spoil me. I haven't watched it yet and was dreading the interview. But it's okay?
Daisy Jane - May 02, 2005 7:54:57 pm PDT #761 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
When I've used Palmer's Bottom Butter on her, and she's been eating, we both wind up smelling like melted ice cream.
Remind me to send you some of this.
Aims - May 02, 2005 8:14:00 pm PDT #762 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
WE HAVE BUTT PASTE!! It rocks.
Stains like hell, though.
§ ita § - May 02, 2005 8:16:30 pm PDT #763 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wait, Allyson, do you want me, or the flowers? Because I can totally order them from my PDA on my way to class, if it's all about the iris and not about the ita.
I asked the instructor I assisted today if she had any comments. She said "No. You don't need to be watched anymore."
Daisy Jane - May 02, 2005 8:16:37 pm PDT #764 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That and a bottle of Dr. Tichenors and I swear we could cure cancer.
Aims - May 02, 2005 8:17:35 pm PDT #765 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Don't forget a dash of Baby Orajel.