Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2005 7:53:05 pm PDT #760 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Honestly, is there anyone more awesome than Jon Stewart? I think not. He has fucking ZELL MILLER on the show, and is so fucking awesome.

Spoil me. I haven't watched it yet and was dreading the interview. But it's okay?


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2005 7:54:57 pm PDT #761 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

When I've used Palmer's Bottom Butter on her, and she's been eating, we both wind up smelling like melted ice cream.

Remind me to send you some of this.


Aims - May 02, 2005 8:14:00 pm PDT #762 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WE HAVE BUTT PASTE!! It rocks.

Stains like hell, though.


§ ita § - May 02, 2005 8:16:30 pm PDT #763 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait, Allyson, do you want me, or the flowers? Because I can totally order them from my PDA on my way to class, if it's all about the iris and not about the ita.

I asked the instructor I assisted today if she had any comments. She said "No. You don't need to be watched anymore."


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2005 8:16:37 pm PDT #764 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That and a bottle of Dr. Tichenors and I swear we could cure cancer.


Aims - May 02, 2005 8:17:35 pm PDT #765 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Don't forget a dash of Baby Orajel.


Lee - May 02, 2005 8:19:02 pm PDT #766 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

"No. You don't need to be watched anymore."

ita RAWKS!!

But we knew that.


Allyson - May 02, 2005 8:25:15 pm PDT #767 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Wait, Allyson, do you want me, or the flowers?

Depends. Are you gonna critique my dying technique?


§ ita § - May 02, 2005 8:27:01 pm PDT #768 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thank you, Perkins!

Are you gonna critique my dying technique?

What are you dying of, is the question?

Anyway, it'd be constructive criticism.


aurelia - May 02, 2005 8:35:11 pm PDT #769 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Anyway, it'd be constructive criticism.

So you can do it better the next time.