ION, I rocked at my interview. At least I thought so. Expecting word back within the month. The job sounds interesting, but I may not even be able to afford to take it. So I'm gonna need a side of top-offer-ma with my job-ma.

(Sorry. Julia's been watching Full House re-runs.)

if someone asked me for porn, I swear I would give them pictures of furniture in Pottery Barn. Or Williams Sonoma shit.

Oh, that's so funny! I need to make a folder called PORN on my PDA with those three categories of pictures.

Then, they'll find it in my personal effects after my death, and my mother will cry a lot.

Over your math skills?

Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs

Fucker. Anyone in Indiana available to go thwap this guy over the head with a copy of the First Amendment?

That's OUTRAGEOUS!

That is just jaw-droppingly fucked up.

The hell?

mutter, mutter, activist judges...

Jesus Christ.

Eugene Volokh, one of the preeminent scholars on the First, says this:

If the order is as reported, then it's a blatant violation of the Free Speech Clause (because it's a speech restriction), the Free Exercise Clause (because it singles out religion for special restriction), the Establishment Clause (because it prefers some religions over others, and requires the court to decide what's a "mainstream" religion), and likely the Equal Protection Clause (because the order discriminates based on religion) and the Due Process Clause (because of the order's vagueness) as well.

Over your math skills?

The categories currently in the running:

• men in drag
• animals having sex (within species)
• household stuff

Are you banker's rounding or something?

Are you implying fractional porn?