Now you got me thinking of the scene in "Stripes" where they talk to the recruiter.
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
No...never convicted.
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Now you got me thinking of the scene in "Stripes" where they talk to the recruiter.
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
No...never convicted.
Jesse - WTF - that cannot be something that actually can be done, right?
Dude, I have no idea. Maybe?
I saw that quiz the other day and started to get head-explody before I even tried.
Of course it was the other recruiter lines that were funnier:
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
John:
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Yay, bug!
And lighten up, Francis.
Go team bug!
YAY vw!!!
John:
Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell:
Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
Jesse - WTF - that cannot be something that actually can be done, right?
There are solutions. Not that I've tried it, but I saw it the other day, too. You can answer 20 easily. And the answer to question one is neither 1 (A) or 2 (B)