You know what? I was getting my resumé confused with my personnel file. My resumé says "has not murdered." My personnel file adds "recently." Just one of the bennies of working for BIGLAW!
My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - May 24, 2005 10:04:35 am PDT #6560 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DXMachina - May 24, 2005 10:07:59 am PDT #6561 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
See, I would think a law firm would be more interested in whether or not you'd been convicted.
msbelle - May 24, 2005 10:10:02 am PDT #6562 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Jesse - WTF - that cannot be something that actually can be done, right?
Gudanov - May 24, 2005 10:10:15 am PDT #6563 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Now you got me thinking of the scene in "Stripes" where they talk to the recruiter.
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
No...never convicted.
Jesse - May 24, 2005 10:11:09 am PDT #6564 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse - WTF - that cannot be something that actually can be done, right?
Dude, I have no idea. Maybe?
brenda m - May 24, 2005 10:15:00 am PDT #6565 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I saw that quiz the other day and started to get head-explody before I even tried.
Gudanov - May 24, 2005 10:17:18 am PDT #6566 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Of course it was the other recruiter lines that were funnier:
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
John:
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
DXMachina - May 24, 2005 10:17:32 am PDT #6567 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yay, bug!
DXMachina - May 24, 2005 10:18:27 am PDT #6568 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
And lighten up, Francis.
Gudanov - May 24, 2005 10:20:06 am PDT #6569 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Go team bug!