Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 24, 2005 7:43:26 am PDT #6483 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle - May 24, 2005 7:45:24 am PDT #6484 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
too much time on their hands.
- judgy mcjudgerson
§ ita § - May 24, 2005 7:48:28 am PDT #6485 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You'd better not be judging my link with your ineffectual little fists, lady.
tommyrot - May 24, 2005 7:48:51 am PDT #6486 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lightsaber How-To.
I love that picture of Luke at the moment he gets his hand chopped off. He's wincing in pain, and his severed hand is sailing away but still in the picture and still holding his lightsaber.
I wonder if Thing from The Adams Family could wield a lightsaber?
msbelle - May 24, 2005 7:51:33 am PDT #6487 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
judge judge judge.
It's for everyone's own good. I know best.
Calli - May 24, 2005 7:51:38 am PDT #6488 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I seem to recall Thing swordfighting with Gomez Addams. But it could just be my mind having fun, as it occasionally does. Still, if Thing did do the swordfighting, I guess it could wield a lightsaber, too.
§ ita § - May 24, 2005 7:52:31 am PDT #6489 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's for everyone's own good. I know best.
Judge me and the petrol people if you need. But back off Dr. Marc. He is the nicest person I've ever known. So I will smite on his behalf.
tommyrot - May 24, 2005 7:53:37 am PDT #6490 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would think Thing would have more difficulty wielding a sword than a lightsaber, as the center of gravity of the sword is away from the handle, resulting in Thing sometimes tipping over.
msbelle - May 24, 2005 7:57:01 am PDT #6491 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
pshaw, you've met me. you clearly don't even know from nice.
§ ita § - May 24, 2005 7:58:05 am PDT #6492 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the center of gravity of the sword is away from the handle
Not always. Some swords have their fulcrums near the hilt. What sort of sword? Where do epees balance? Rapiers?