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le nubian - May 22, 2005 9:54:26 am PDT #6079 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay...so I saw this link elsewhere and I was so aghast, I had to share it with the buffistas:

Mary Kay Letourneau - the teacher who had a sexual relationship with her student and now has 1-2 kids with him - has been released from prison and married the young man (I think he is 19 or so now).

Here is their Macy's wedding registry:

[link]

aurelia - May 22, 2005 10:00:48 am PDT #6080 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think he is 19 or so now

22, 2 kids

Eddie - May 22, 2005 10:49:47 am PDT #6081 of 10001
Your tag here.

Ok, so I just got back from Dairy Queen (ice cream shop for the un-Americans). Here's the conversation I had with the DQ Associate:

Me: Hot fudge sundae with peanuts, please.

Him: Just peanuts?

Me (confused): Yes, just peanuts. Hot fudge sundae with peanuts.

Him: Ok.

female DQ Associate hands my order to him

Him: Oh, no! He just wants a hot fudge with only peanuts.

female DQ Associate has a confused look (mirrored by my own, I'm sure) and begins to make another

Me: No, no, that's fine, that's what I ordered!

Him: Oh-kay.

He hands me my order

Question I have: who the fuck orders a hot fudge sundae with only peanuts (i.e. sans hot fudge?!?).

Polter-Cow - May 22, 2005 10:52:24 am PDT #6082 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Now I want a hot fudge sundae with peanuts. Thanks a fucking lot, Eddie.

Also...hee.

Jesse - May 22, 2005 10:53:56 am PDT #6083 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'd think a person would say "ice cream with peanuts" if they didn't actually want the hot fudge on it. I mean, right?

I am trying trying to dig out of all the paper in my living room. There is a LOT. It's kind of sick.

Amy - May 22, 2005 10:54:22 am PDT #6084 of 10001
Because books.

Now I want Dairy Queen of any kind.

I also just realized that DQ was in my dream last night, and the one near us had closed or burned down or something, and I was very upset. Like, in tears. Maybe I have stronger feelings about DQ than I thought.

SailAweigh - May 22, 2005 11:45:01 am PDT #6085 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I did the next best thing, I chopped up some fresh fruit and tossed it with yoghurt. It's almost as good as ice cream, isn't it? Please, let me believe this.

Thomash - May 22, 2005 11:48:21 am PDT #6086 of 10001
I have a plan.

Friend of mine in college once won a Big Mac on the Monopoly game. So he goes in to collect and orders: One Big Mac, no meat.

Counter Guy: No meat?

Friend: No meat.

Counter Guy (to the back): One Big Mac, no meat.

From back: No meat?

Counter Guy: No meat.

I've mopped the floors and cleaned my bathtub. What's a fella to do now when it's 108 outside?

erikaj - May 22, 2005 12:07:36 pm PDT #6087 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Gus is right...Love child was not correct...spiritual descendant? But then, he had me convinced I was beautiful and brilliant yesterday...my rhetoric might have gotten away from me.

Eddie - May 22, 2005 1:00:43 pm PDT #6088 of 10001
Your tag here.

mmmm: leftover kung pao chicken, extra spicy!

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