Ok, so I just got back from Dairy Queen (ice cream shop for the un-Americans). Here's the conversation I had with the DQ Associate:
Me: Hot fudge sundae with peanuts, please.
Him: Just peanuts?
Me (confused): Yes, just peanuts. Hot fudge sundae with peanuts.
Him: Ok.
female DQ Associate hands my order to him
Him: Oh, no! He just wants a hot fudge with only peanuts.
female DQ Associate has a confused look (mirrored by my own, I'm sure) and begins to make another
Me: No, no, that's fine, that's what I ordered!
Him: Oh-kay.
He hands me my order
Question I have: who the fuck orders a hot fudge sundae with only peanuts (i.e. sans hot fudge?!?).
Now I want a hot fudge sundae with peanuts. Thanks a fucking lot, Eddie.
Also...hee.
I'd think a person would say "ice cream with peanuts" if they didn't actually want the hot fudge on it. I mean, right?
I am trying trying to dig out of all the paper in my living room. There is a LOT. It's kind of sick.
Now I want Dairy Queen of any kind.
I also just realized that DQ was in my dream last night, and the one near us had closed or burned down or something, and I was very upset. Like, in tears. Maybe I have stronger feelings about DQ than I thought.
I did the next best thing, I chopped up some fresh fruit and tossed it with yoghurt. It's almost as good as ice cream, isn't it? Please, let me believe this.
Friend of mine in college once won a Big Mac on the Monopoly game. So he goes in to collect and orders: One Big Mac, no meat.
Counter Guy: No meat?
Friend: No meat.
Counter Guy (to the back): One Big Mac, no meat.
From back: No meat?
Counter Guy: No meat.
I've mopped the floors and cleaned my bathtub. What's a fella to do now when it's 108 outside?
Gus is right...Love child was not correct...spiritual descendant?
But then, he had me convinced I was beautiful and brilliant yesterday...my rhetoric might have gotten away from me.
mmmm: leftover kung pao chicken, extra spicy!
So he goes in to collect and orders: One Big Mac, no meat.
A girl I knew in HS who worked at McDonalds said she got orders for those semi-regularly. Some vegetarians really like bread sandwiches with Thousand Island dressing, apparently.
who the fuck orders a hot fudge sundae with only peanuts (i.e. sans hot fudge?!?).
This, OTOH, is just bizarre. Did they put whipped cream or anmything on it?
Gaslight just came on Turner Classic Movies. Love this movie.
In unrelated news, I'm eating some disgusting frozen things called Chicken and Cheese Taquitos, which was the only thing I could find in the freezer. I'm thinking Mexican food really shouldn't ever come frozen.
