Friend of mine in college once won a Big Mac on the Monopoly game. So he goes in to collect and orders: One Big Mac, no meat.

Counter Guy: No meat?

Friend: No meat.

Counter Guy (to the back): One Big Mac, no meat.

From back: No meat?

Counter Guy: No meat.

I've mopped the floors and cleaned my bathtub. What's a fella to do now when it's 108 outside?

Gus is right...Love child was not correct...spiritual descendant? But then, he had me convinced I was beautiful and brilliant yesterday...my rhetoric might have gotten away from me.

mmmm: leftover kung pao chicken, extra spicy!

So he goes in to collect and orders: One Big Mac, no meat.

A girl I knew in HS who worked at McDonalds said she got orders for those semi-regularly. Some vegetarians really like bread sandwiches with Thousand Island dressing, apparently.

who the fuck orders a hot fudge sundae with only peanuts (i.e. sans hot fudge?!?).

This, OTOH, is just bizarre. Did they put whipped cream or anmything on it?

Gaslight just came on Turner Classic Movies. Love this movie.

In unrelated news, I'm eating some disgusting frozen things called Chicken and Cheese Taquitos, which was the only thing I could find in the freezer. I'm thinking Mexican food really shouldn't ever come frozen.

I dunno, I've had some decent frozen taquitos. I think the key is heating them in the oven, not microwave. I've found a lot of things re-heat really well in a hot toaster oven...

This, OTOH, is just bizarre. Did they put whipped cream or anmything on it?

Ice cream, peanuts, hot fudge -- that's it.

I think the key is heating them in the oven

I'm finding a little sour cream also helps.

Oh yeah, sour cream is key. To so many things, really...

I think I may have hit rock bottom. I find myself playing yahoo poker with strangers.

Ice cream, peanuts, hot fudge -- that's it.

I'm finding a little sour cream also helps.

I don't like sour cream on my ice cream.