Damn you, wee Frank!
Heh. I'm just not sure which of us got the phraseology right (I typed "My sister was bitten by a heifer once" originally, but it looked wrong).
Riley: No pulse. Anya: Yup. The space lamb got 'im.
'Never Leave Me'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2005 10:57:54 am PDT #3323 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 10:58:24 am PDT #3324 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, in his version, the boy also had sex with a turkey (I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of that)
In the words of Adam Sandler (in his love song to a chicken), "If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?"
Jessica - May 11, 2005 10:59:49 am PDT #3325 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?"
BECAUSE IT'S SICK AND WRONG, THAT'S WHY
Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2005 11:00:11 am PDT #3326 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In the words of Adam Sandler (in his love song to a chicken), "If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?"
Going to a bad place remembering Gonzo's fetish for chickens
Also -
"Did you see those chickens back there, Jack? There were some good looking chickens there."
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:01:15 am PDT #3327 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Four years ago these were the best teams in baseball, and now it's a "Who sucks worst?" competition.
See, the Royals were bad then and are bad now. Unless there are any Rockies fans here, my team sucks worst than anybody else's team.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:01:40 am PDT #3328 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I was licked by a cow once.
Calli - May 11, 2005 11:02:12 am PDT #3329 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Where's Gus? We need a monkey bite commentary right about now.
Nutty - May 11, 2005 11:02:52 am PDT #3330 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
OMG our closer just gave up 4 runs and put the effing A's on top by one run. In the ninth. With 2 outs. I mean, we have the bottom of the inning, but KEITH WHERE IS YOUR HEAD AT.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 11:04:07 am PDT #3331 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I was once attacked by a heifer who was going into heat for the first time....
Did you hang the bitch?
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:04:43 am PDT #3332 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Holy crap, the Royals are winning right now.