"If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?"
BECAUSE IT'S SICK AND WRONG, THAT'S WHY
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 11, 2005 10:59:49 am PDT #3325 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2005 11:00:11 am PDT #3326 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In the words of Adam Sandler (in his love song to a chicken), "If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?"
Going to a bad place remembering Gonzo's fetish for chickens
Also -
"Did you see those chickens back there, Jack? There were some good looking chickens there."
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:01:15 am PDT #3327 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Four years ago these were the best teams in baseball, and now it's a "Who sucks worst?" competition.
See, the Royals were bad then and are bad now. Unless there are any Rockies fans here, my team sucks worst than anybody else's team.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:01:40 am PDT #3328 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I was licked by a cow once.
Calli - May 11, 2005 11:02:12 am PDT #3329 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Where's Gus? We need a monkey bite commentary right about now.
Nutty - May 11, 2005 11:02:52 am PDT #3330 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
OMG our closer just gave up 4 runs and put the effing A's on top by one run. In the ninth. With 2 outs. I mean, we have the bottom of the inning, but KEITH WHERE IS YOUR HEAD AT.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 11:04:07 am PDT #3331 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I was once attacked by a heifer who was going into heat for the first time....
Did you hang the bitch?
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:04:43 am PDT #3332 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Holy crap, the Royals are winning right now.
Susan W. - May 11, 2005 11:05:16 am PDT #3333 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
12-9 pinstripes, bottom of the 7th.
Jeff Nelson is pitching. Grr. I'm embarrassed they let him back on the team.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 11:06:04 am PDT #3334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did you hang the bitch?
I had to jab my fingers into her eyes just so I could escape (she had me pinned to the ground).
Then I bonked her over the head with an aluminum shovel (as my dad had warned me of the dangers of letting an animal get the upper hand).