I was once attacked by a heifer who was going into heat for the first time....
Did you hang the bitch?
Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 11:04:07 am PDT #3331 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:04:43 am PDT #3332 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Holy crap, the Royals are winning right now.
Susan W. - May 11, 2005 11:05:16 am PDT #3333 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
12-9 pinstripes, bottom of the 7th.
Jeff Nelson is pitching. Grr. I'm embarrassed they let him back on the team.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 11:06:04 am PDT #3334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did you hang the bitch?
I had to jab my fingers into her eyes just so I could escape (she had me pinned to the ground).
Then I bonked her over the head with an aluminum shovel (as my dad had warned me of the dangers of letting an animal get the upper hand).
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 11:06:11 am PDT #3335 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Nope. Just two. You all sicken me with your failure to geek out!
Hey! I was busy COMMing the whole lot of you!
I was once attacked by a heifer who was going into heat for the first time....
Did you hang the bitch?
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a heifer?!?
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:08:16 am PDT #3336 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Sorry any Rockies fans, the Royals do suck worse. I checked the standings.
lisah - May 11, 2005 11:08:38 am PDT #3337 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
That whole Georgia farm thing just makes me wonder about Steve on Deadwood: is he an anti-choice activist?
That's the first person I thought of! And I'm thinking...probably yes.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:10:12 am PDT #3338 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had to jab my fingers into her eyes just so I could escape (she had me pinned to the ground).
Then I bonked her over the head with an aluminum shovel (as my dad had warned me of the dangers of letting an animal get the upper hand).
How Marx Brothers meets The Hippopotamus.
Hayden - May 11, 2005 11:13:43 am PDT #3339 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
That's the first person I thought of! And I'm thinking...probably yes.
I'm sure he's real sorry about it now.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:14:21 am PDT #3340 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The Royals blew the lead since my Holy Crap comment. They are now losing by 3 runs.