And, well, Moyer was once the ace (or nearly so) of the Cubs' staff. In pre-Wood days.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - May 11, 2005 9:24:35 am PDT #3272 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:25:33 am PDT #3273 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has this been posted? I'm so far behind in Bitches....
Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.
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AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Jessica - May 11, 2005 9:26:34 am PDT #3274 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Suddenly, the whole gay marriage-->box turtle comment makes so much more sense.
Aims - May 11, 2005 9:29:03 am PDT #3275 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ginger and Francis sitting in the tree......
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:29:54 am PDT #3276 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
By the way - for the record, we had no mules on our farm.
amych - May 11, 2005 9:33:28 am PDT #3277 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
for the record, we had no mules on our farm.
Apparently you should've been living in Georgia.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:34:09 am PDT #3278 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apparently you should've been living in Georgia.
Naw. The Devil hangs out there.
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 9:45:35 am PDT #3279 of 10001
I can't even.
Isn't mulefucking the sort of thing an Old Testament god would flamestrike people for? I mean, I'm a forgiving sort, so I'm prepared to forgive and forget on his mulefucking past if he'll stop being a bigot and anti-abortion sociopath.
By the way - for the record, we had no mules on our farm.
Stump-broke cattle?
Sean K - May 11, 2005 9:47:24 am PDT #3280 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
WTF???
bon bon - May 11, 2005 9:48:54 am PDT #3281 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Was checking my bank account for the upteenth time to see if my tax return had gotten to me yet-- after all, I filed like first thing in February! Nothing. I went to turbo tax and while it appears I completed all the steps, they have no record of me filing my returns, and I can't recall if I went all the way through and received a confirmation or not. So I just filed after feeling all superior for getting this done months early. Lovely.