Not too long ago, I ran into a former co-worker and spoke to her for at least five minutes before she mentioned she was pregnant. Then I looked down and there was a considerable bump. Whoops.

Yup, guilty of this too, but work is a place where I feel compelled to avoid commenting on my colleagues' appearances. I might be required to raise an eyebrow if someone grew an arm out of their forehead or something like that.

Bingo Calli! Thanks.

OMG, I just had the most sudden, strong urge for pizza with lots of tomato on it.

In other news, all my energy has gone, crushed by a demoralizing pile of work.

In other news, all my energy has gone, crushed by a demoralizing pile of work.

Well, then there's nothing really keeping you from going to get that pizza rather than working, is there?

Ooooh, lunch! I forgot about lunch!

HOW the baseball mighty have fallen.

So I forgot the M's were playing the Yankees early today, and flipped on the game nearly 40 minutes after the scheduled start.

To discover it was still the bottom of the 1st, but we were up 5-3. Yay! Sorta.

Only by the time we got out of the inning, it was 5-5.

This is nuts. Four years ago these were the best teams in baseball, and now it's a "Who sucks worst?" competition.

I've had lunch already. Maybe for supper.

I don't follow baseball much, but I was amused to see the Tigers' record listed higher than the Yankees recently. I'm sure the Tigers will be able to lose their way out of mid-pack before long.

In April, the M's looked like they were actually going to play respectable .500 ball. But then they collapsed.

t checks score

Hey, still 5-5! We haven't lost yet.

6-5. Never mind. WHY is Moyer still pitching? For that matter, why don't we just ditch our entire staff except MAYBE Franklin and Pineiro, and call up some people from Tacoma? They couldn't be worse.

ION, normally I think things like this are parodies. But this one looks real. What is WRONG with people? [link]