I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?

Angel ,'Sleeper'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2005 1:46:01 pm PDT #2972 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

What are french bangs?


Allyson - May 10, 2005 1:46:33 pm PDT #2973 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But then, I know some awesome guys.

Can you send me one? I'm NGA. I can't figure out what's wrong with me.

ION, one of the old school Bronzers is very sick, she has a tumor in her brain. She has a toddler and is pregnant with her second child. It's one of those cases where she is now finding out if she has nine months or two years ahead of her. And is terrified.

She was a regular Bronzer before I came along, way way back in the first days of the board.

And then, like mostly everyone, life got busy and she didn't post anymore.

But last night, word spread, and she posted at the Beta to thank everyone for thinking of her.

Suddenly, about a dozen people who haven't been posting anywhere in many many years popped up to say, "I remember you, I remember meeting you at PBP, I remember you're a wonderful person."

It just seems so profound that all these people, years and years later, can be found in just a few hours.

The BetaBronze isn't our home, that burned to the ground three years ago. But the Beta is sort of like the porch light, you know?

The Vampire People are good people.


Daisy Jane - May 10, 2005 1:46:36 pm PDT #2974 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't suppose those guys do all those things themselves, do they?

Oh some of them do. Even the plastic surgery part.


Aims - May 10, 2005 1:47:17 pm PDT #2975 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, Aimée, that's vile. Those poor girls.

I honestly just don't know.


Daisy Jane - May 10, 2005 1:48:17 pm PDT #2976 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And ita says it better than I do re:Metrosexuals.

Can you send me one? I'm NGA. I can't figure out what's wrong with me.

I don't know if I have the funds to ship them up there, but if you ever come visit, I'd be happy to introduce.


JZ - May 10, 2005 1:52:50 pm PDT #2977 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My first post-college boyfriend informed me while breaking up with me that he couldn't be with someone who obviously hated her sexuality as much as I did.

Upon questioning, it emerged that he had reached this conclusion because I wore a lot of long flowered dresses in shimmery sensual fabrics and rich colors; whereas it was a known and obvious scientific fact that a woman who was in truly touch with her sexuality, who truly owned her femininity and her womanliness, would wear tight jeans all the time so men could see her ass properly.

People=craxy.


Glamcookie - May 10, 2005 1:52:51 pm PDT #2978 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Just saw this on Yahoo News:

BREAKING NEWS: Grenade thrown in front of Bush in Georgia; more to come


Allyson - May 10, 2005 1:53:43 pm PDT #2979 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

more to come

More grenades?


Pix - May 10, 2005 1:54:13 pm PDT #2980 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

JZ...I would be horrified, but that's so awful it reaches comic absurdity. Wow. What a nutjob!


Jessica - May 10, 2005 1:54:20 pm PDT #2981 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

whereas it was a known and obvious scientific fact that a woman who was in truly touch with her sexuality, who truly owned her femininity and her womanliness, would wear tight jeans all the time so men could see her ass properly.

Well duh. I know this because I did a survey.