Courtesy of a local radio station, whenever I see a McDonalds, I get earwormed with bits of this song about Ray Kroc.
Mainly the "It's dog eat dog/Rat eat rat/Kroc-style/Boom, like that" whic, you know....crushes any cravings for sure.
Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.
'Beneath You'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - May 09, 2005 11:55:42 am PDT #2506 of 10001
Jesse - May 09, 2005 11:56:20 am PDT #2507 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was guessing from the "sausage patty wrapped in pancakes" part.
Jessica - May 09, 2005 11:57:30 am PDT #2508 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
No, that's probably the one I was thinking of. I haven't been in a McDonald's in ages -- on TV, they look ginormous. And fried.
Allyson - May 09, 2005 11:58:00 am PDT #2509 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay. I love Egg McMuffins, and if they weren't so horribly bad for me, I'd eat one once a week.
I felt horribly betrayed by the Frappaccino. It's not even that good. I'd have a frappe at Brigham's if I was going to make a decision about consuming that many calories/grams of fat in one sitting.
This is another reason why I like The Coffee Bean. They have yummy coffee drinks that aren't that terrible for you, if you're going to expend some calories, and they only use fat free milk.
§ ita § - May 09, 2005 11:58:08 am PDT #2510 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Deep fried twinkies.
That's really all I have to add.
Sean K - May 09, 2005 11:59:58 am PDT #2511 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast
Whoever wrote that copy clearly has the WORLD'S LARGEST MOUTH OPENING!
JZ - May 09, 2005 12:01:10 pm PDT #2512 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast with the Enormous Omelet Sandwich.
Did somebody actually write that ad copy and then sit back contentedly saying, "Aw, yeah, that's the stuff"? Because, bleah. I don't really want to wake up to a mouthful of anything, thank you. It sounds either vaguely (and ineptly) porny or like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush. Either way, not so appetizing.
Jessica - May 09, 2005 12:01:12 pm PDT #2513 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
WORLD'S LARGEST MOUTH OPENING!
Julia Roberts is moonlighting as a BK copy writer?
Allyson - May 09, 2005 12:03:02 pm PDT #2514 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The worst thing about those commercials is that there is a dude dressed as "The Burger King" with a totally plastic smiley head. Suddenly, he's right it front of a dude's window, holding it out like a bloody offering.
Gives me nightmares.
Jesse - May 09, 2005 12:03:40 pm PDT #2515 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush
Remember, these are the same people who brought us the terrifying plastic-head-Burger-King-in-the-bed ad campaign.
There, see? Crosspost.