WORLD'S LARGEST MOUTH OPENING!
Julia Roberts is moonlighting as a BK copy writer?
Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.
Willow ,'Never Leave Me'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 09, 2005 12:01:12 pm PDT #2513 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Allyson - May 09, 2005 12:03:02 pm PDT #2514 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The worst thing about those commercials is that there is a dude dressed as "The Burger King" with a totally plastic smiley head. Suddenly, he's right it front of a dude's window, holding it out like a bloody offering.
Gives me nightmares.
Jesse - May 09, 2005 12:03:40 pm PDT #2515 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush
Remember, these are the same people who brought us the terrifying plastic-head-Burger-King-in-the-bed ad campaign.
There, see? Crosspost.
Tom Scola - May 09, 2005 12:03:48 pm PDT #2516 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Has anyone seen the BK ad with Hootie?
Glamcookie - May 09, 2005 12:04:20 pm PDT #2517 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
What about the one in which Scary!Plastic!BurgerKing is in bed with the guy.
t shudder
BWAH to the x-posts! They've traumatized a nation.
Nutty - May 09, 2005 12:04:33 pm PDT #2518 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
vaguely (and ineptly) porny
Well this does describe the whole ad campaign based on "The Big Rock Candy Mountain" as sung by Hootie and danced to by a variety of breast-implanted, short-shorts twidgets.
Actually, I realize I have no idea what the point of that ad campaign was -- clearly, I was not the target demographic for it, so I did not get the secret decoder ring.
libkitty - May 09, 2005 12:04:55 pm PDT #2519 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Did somebody actually write that ad copy and then sit back contentedly saying, "Aw, yeah, that's the stuff"?
But look at the adds. I mean, having a guy dressed in a BK outfit with a fake head knock on your bedroom window is not my idea of appealing.
Nutty - May 09, 2005 12:05:49 pm PDT #2520 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Tom! My brother in Hootie WTF-ness!
Is that really Hootie, or just a Hootie-alike? Someone Hootie-esque, so to speak?
JZ - May 09, 2005 12:06:16 pm PDT #2521 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
But look at the adds.
NO. I won't, and you can't make me. ::hugs TiVo, rocks back and forth crooning tunelessly::
Allyson - May 09, 2005 12:07:36 pm PDT #2522 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's even worse than the squishy Duracell plastic people. There was once a call in on WBRU where dozens of people were calling in to say they had nightmares about them.
The Burger King is even scarier.