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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Okay. I love Egg McMuffins, and if they weren't so horribly bad for me, I'd eat one once a week.
I felt horribly betrayed by the Frappaccino. It's not even that good. I'd have a frappe at Brigham's if I was going to make a decision about consuming that many calories/grams of fat in one sitting.
This is another reason why I like The Coffee Bean. They have yummy coffee drinks that aren't that terrible for you, if you're going to expend some calories, and they only use fat free milk.
Deep fried twinkies.
That's really all I have to add.
Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast
Whoever wrote that copy clearly has the WORLD'S LARGEST MOUTH OPENING!
Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast with the Enormous Omelet Sandwich.
Did somebody actually write that ad copy and then sit back contentedly saying, "Aw, yeah, that's the stuff"? Because, bleah. I don't really want to wake up to a mouthful of anything, thank you. It sounds either vaguely (and ineptly) porny or like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush. Either way, not so appetizing.
WORLD'S LARGEST MOUTH OPENING!
Julia Roberts is moonlighting as a BK copy writer?
The worst thing about those commercials is that there is a dude dressed as "The Burger King" with a totally plastic smiley head. Suddenly, he's right it front of a dude's window, holding it out like a bloody offering.
Gives me nightmares.
like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush
Remember, these are the same people who brought us the terrifying plastic-head-Burger-King-in-the-bed ad campaign.
There, see? Crosspost.
Has anyone seen the BK ad with Hootie?
What about the one in which Scary!Plastic!BurgerKing is in bed with the guy.
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BWAH to the x-posts! They've traumatized a nation.
vaguely (and ineptly) porny
Well this does describe the whole ad campaign based on "The Big Rock Candy Mountain" as sung by Hootie and danced to by a variety of breast-implanted, short-shorts twidgets.
Actually, I realize I have no idea what the point of that ad campaign was -- clearly, I was not the target demographic for it, so I did not get the secret decoder ring.