Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 04, 2005 11:17:19 am PDT #1318 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have a board meeting tonight. maybe I can learn to spit fire between now and then.


Jesse - May 04, 2005 11:18:52 am PDT #1319 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Spitting fire would be HOT. Metaphorically, I mean.


sarameg - May 04, 2005 11:19:33 am PDT #1320 of 10001

That would be really really cool. Make sure your hair is away from your face first.


Beverly - May 04, 2005 11:20:20 am PDT #1321 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Office unconversation, boss was waiting for a UPS delivery and the truck didn't stop. Then it did.

Boss: He's backing up! He's backing up!

Me: We can rebuild him.

Boss' boss: We have the technology.


msbelle - May 04, 2005 11:20:26 am PDT #1322 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it is pulled back in the bitch bun TM.


Maria - May 04, 2005 11:21:35 am PDT #1323 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

maybe I can learn to spit fire between now and then.

All you need is a mouthful of Bacardi 151 and a lighter. Presto! Instant dragon.

That will get their attention.


askye - May 04, 2005 11:23:29 am PDT #1324 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Re: foresenic accountants and MJ's finances

I always thought foresenic accounting would be a cool job to have ---if I were any good with numbers and was that detailed oriented.

Also, when the current accusations came out and MJ was actually being arrested I read a couple of articles about MJ's finances and how he was pretty much bankrupt and owed tons of money. I thought the Nation of Islam partly bailed him out financially but I can't remember the details.


shrift - May 04, 2005 11:32:26 am PDT #1325 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My unconversations with my sister never fail to amuse her fiancé. He follows the rapid-fire dialogue and gestures like we're Wimbeldon, all while grinning like a loon.

I am currently avoiding writing to the family friend in prison, if that helps.

Pfft! I've totally avoided writing to family in prison.


§ ita § - May 04, 2005 11:33:21 am PDT #1326 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My family never goes to prison. It's quite amazing.


Aims - May 04, 2005 11:33:36 am PDT #1327 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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The Onion mentions the stone penis!!!