My unconversations with my sister never fail to amuse her fiancé. He follows the rapid-fire dialogue and gestures like we're Wimbeldon, all while grinning like a loon.
I am currently avoiding writing to the family friend in prison, if that helps.
Pfft! I've totally avoided writing to
family
in prison.
My family
never
goes to prison. It's quite amazing.
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The Onion mentions the stone penis!!!
My family goes to rehab, but never prison. We're model citizens who also happen to be drunks.
Oh, we're not model citizens. We're just never found guilty by courts of our peers. Or even caught by the cops, mostly.
God, my family suddenly seems so boring.
My family has generally stuck to rehab and juvenile deliquency.
I wonder which thread I put the story of Hubby's former boss listening to the police scanner and listening to the sheriff saying, "All units, converge on Denzel's house," Denzel being boss' brother.
connie, I think it was Bitches.