I had trained my cat not to scratch my new couch by putting those cardboard scratchers near the couch. Then everytime I heard scratching I would run (like a loon) from wherever I was and give him praise and a treat everytime he was using the scratch boards. It worked like a charm until I got a second cat and decided to retaliate.
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
'The Message'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - May 04, 2005 10:12:27 am PDT #1291 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Calli - May 04, 2005 10:13:10 am PDT #1292 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
"People say they're recycling. But they're not."
Probably a cross-post, but this is one of Riley's better lines, in the episode where Xander splits in two.
sumi - May 04, 2005 10:13:35 am PDT #1293 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
EpicTangent -- it's Riley from "The Replacement" - the one where Xander gets split in two.
§ ita § - May 04, 2005 10:13:37 am PDT #1294 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a Riley line, Epic, from the splitty phallus of Toth episode (or The One With Two Xanders).
Daisy Jane - May 04, 2005 10:14:31 am PDT #1295 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Epic, it's a Riley quote- The Replacement. When they're at the dump before the Toth (?) splits Xander.
Daisy Jane - May 04, 2005 10:14:59 am PDT #1296 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dude. That was an awesome x-post.
msbelle - May 04, 2005 10:16:05 am PDT #1297 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
scary.
EpicTangent - May 04, 2005 10:18:34 am PDT #1298 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
And I hang my head lower for forgetting a Buffy quote. How lame am I?
Though that really was a great x-post.
Jesse - May 04, 2005 10:20:25 am PDT #1299 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK. I am not doing school work (bad!), but I have written out many mother's day cards, paid some bills, done a sinkful of dishes, and made dinner for after class (unless it becomes linner before class). I am also continuing to load CDs into iTunes, which for whatever reason, feels like a real accomplishment.
§ ita § - May 04, 2005 10:21:08 am PDT #1300 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A couple days ago I was wondering at having forgotten so much Jossverse lore.
And then a friend asked me "Why did Angel end up working for Wesley, and why was Cordelia so mad at him?"
"Well, in Reunion, written by Shawn Ryan and Tim Minear ..."
God, I wonder if there's anything actually useful I could occupy those neurons with? Or maybe that's why I get the migraines. Tumour of Joss.