It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.

Buffy ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 9:03:02 am PDT #9499 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I can see you, Tep.

Can I freelance for you?

Two projects, which together will total about a grand for me, and no one seems to want to answer my e-mail. I shake my tiny fist in their direction.


beth b - May 17, 2005 9:04:21 am PDT #9500 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

congrates to p-c


-t - May 17, 2005 9:04:47 am PDT #9501 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Can I freelance for you?

Sure. I can't really pay you anything, but I'll answer your e-mails promptly.


erikaj - May 17, 2005 9:09:53 am PDT #9502 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Know the feeling Tep. All my best crutches...uh, e-mail companions have all pissed off for Real Life all at once. Because they have Families or new jobs or books to write...pretty sad state of things, I'd say. No, it's not been that long. No, they've not missed Big News. "I'm upset because the relationship I thought I have isn't the relationship I actually have."


Atropa - May 17, 2005 9:12:00 am PDT #9503 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

{{Gud}}

Yay job interview, vw!

Fay, go forth and smite him.

Teppy, you're not invisible. Tho' I certainly understand the "Why aren't they answering my emails? Whyyyyyyy?" issue.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 9:13:03 am PDT #9504 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Teppy, you're not invisible.

I actually just meant to the specific freelance e-mail people. Damn them and their shunning ways!


-t - May 17, 2005 9:18:48 am PDT #9505 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Damn them and their shunning ways!

Well, there's your problem. If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 9:19:40 am PDT #9506 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Especially if you keep sending them e-mail.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 9:20:27 am PDT #9507 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Oh, crap. And they probably don't have computers, either, being Amish and all. You'd think the e-mail address of "jacob@...." would have tipped me off.

Though one of the clients is, seriously, a convent.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2005 9:21:03 am PDT #9508 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Especially if you keep sending them e-mail.

Gives a whole new definition to "server not found".