Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 9:20:27 am PDT #9507 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Oh, crap. And they probably don't have computers, either, being Amish and all. You'd think the e-mail address of "jacob@...." would have tipped me off.

Though one of the clients is, seriously, a convent.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2005 9:21:03 am PDT #9508 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Especially if you keep sending them e-mail.

Gives a whole new definition to "server not found".


EpicTangent - May 17, 2005 9:43:29 am PDT #9509 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Though one of the clients is, seriously, a convent.

Maybe the vow of silence got updated to include modern technology...


Emily - May 17, 2005 9:46:58 am PDT #9510 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The nuns I've met? Not silent. Downright chatty, actually.

Then again, they tended to call where they lived monasteries. I wonder whether there's an order-based distinction there.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 9:48:58 am PDT #9511 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The nuns I lived among were very chatty, and it was definitely convent not monastery. Vows of silence not so prevalent. Even Trappists never actually required it.


EpicTangent - May 17, 2005 10:45:48 am PDT #9512 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

OK, back on hold with Dell...seriously, could someone please smite them for me?

But wait, then I suppose then it would take them even longer to pick up my call...crap. Someone ready the smiter, and I'll let ya know when to let fly...K?


Emily - May 17, 2005 10:47:06 am PDT #9513 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Smiter in the box, practicing its swing.


beathen - May 17, 2005 10:48:21 am PDT #9514 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

t readying the smiter

(I've been a bit free with the smiting lately. A little extra towards the Dell people is not out of my way.)


askye - May 17, 2005 10:48:56 am PDT #9515 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'll smite them!!! I'm still pissed over how HP treated me.

I swear, next computer I get will be an Apple.


EpicTangent - May 17, 2005 10:54:28 am PDT #9516 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Thank you all. Sniff

I've never been so infuriated at crap treatment before in my life! The kicker, of course, is that all of the pain and suffering is for my mother's new computer (which I will no doubt use, but still, not for me). I just took care of the ordering for her to be nice (while she appreciates the power of the internet, she still treats it with a bit too much fear and awe to ever get anything done in a timely fashion online).