These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 9:19:40 am PDT #9506 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Especially if you keep sending them e-mail.


Steph L. - May 17, 2005 9:20:27 am PDT #9507 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Oh, crap. And they probably don't have computers, either, being Amish and all. You'd think the e-mail address of "jacob@...." would have tipped me off.

Though one of the clients is, seriously, a convent.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2005 9:21:03 am PDT #9508 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If you're gonna freelance for the Amish you gotta expect a little shunning.

Especially if you keep sending them e-mail.

Gives a whole new definition to "server not found".


EpicTangent - May 17, 2005 9:43:29 am PDT #9509 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Though one of the clients is, seriously, a convent.

Maybe the vow of silence got updated to include modern technology...


Emily - May 17, 2005 9:46:58 am PDT #9510 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The nuns I've met? Not silent. Downright chatty, actually.

Then again, they tended to call where they lived monasteries. I wonder whether there's an order-based distinction there.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 9:48:58 am PDT #9511 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The nuns I lived among were very chatty, and it was definitely convent not monastery. Vows of silence not so prevalent. Even Trappists never actually required it.


EpicTangent - May 17, 2005 10:45:48 am PDT #9512 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

OK, back on hold with Dell...seriously, could someone please smite them for me?

But wait, then I suppose then it would take them even longer to pick up my call...crap. Someone ready the smiter, and I'll let ya know when to let fly...K?


Emily - May 17, 2005 10:47:06 am PDT #9513 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Smiter in the box, practicing its swing.


beathen - May 17, 2005 10:48:21 am PDT #9514 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

t readying the smiter

(I've been a bit free with the smiting lately. A little extra towards the Dell people is not out of my way.)


askye - May 17, 2005 10:48:56 am PDT #9515 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'll smite them!!! I'm still pissed over how HP treated me.

I swear, next computer I get will be an Apple.