Cut down carbs AND fat?? Dude! What does that leave me?? I can't just eat...chicken breasts, man!!

Ooh, fish oil, huh? May have to try that.

I am OK with eating big fibery breakfast, but I'ma try "Fiber One" rather than oatmeal. Hopefully that'll do something.

Batman has his own Library of Congress call number

WOW. Being able to say "I'm Batman" just keeps getting cooler, man! Sweet!

Talked to the other that lives in my house, we decided that if your secretary leaves I'll take the job.

Wow, that's uncool. Damn. Hope it all works out, Heather.

YAY WELCOME BACK RAQUEL!!!!

I'd be tempted to have a full job spec detailing all the damned things you do to hand, along with details of what the going rate would be for someone with your skills base

Yeah, I'd be pretty tempted to write up a job description (making it sound as awful as possible, but still true) and send it to her.

my insurance company will cover the vaccinations for Em, but not the doctor to administer them

Say WHAT? That's crazy talk!

Veronica Mars is a little bit of an unreliable narrator--the first many episodes, she seemed ALWAYS RIGHT, but then as time went on, you saw shades of gray, and it became clear she was either ignoring them, or just starting to notice them. It's a fabulous show.

They DO have to cover the cost of administration of the vaccines.

Go Aimee with the crazy reserach!

hopeing erika is nice and safe.

and owen's eyes - they just killed me.

joins the dead from cutness pile on the floor.

Pumping = somewhat painful.

Per our baby doctor, we should be introducing a bottle no later than this week if we plan on using one at all ever ever. So I decided a few minutes ago to pump the problem breast with the handy Avent Isis hand pump.

Christ, no wonder they suggest pumping to fix flat nips. That thing's got some powerful fucking suction.

Sigh. Sorry for the small issue of my brain turning into All Boob, All the Time! Well, that's not THAT much of a change, except now it's MY boobs, and, frankly, I think recreational boobage belonging to others is far more entertaining as a topic of discussion.

Hmm. So, racks. Quick: bestest celebrity rack. Help me return to the days when boobs were a thing of beauty, not industry.

I'm gonna go with Salma Hayek. If they're enhanced, I want the number of her doc. If they're not, I want to know what she sacrificed to the Elder Gods to get them.

Is there anyway we can get some Annabel pictures?

This one's over a month old, but it's still pretty much how she looks, except her hair is a little longer: [link]

And here she is dressed up: [link]

She's so adorable. She has amazing eyes.

Salma's rack, hands down.

Fuck. I like my breasts, even. I'd rather have hers.

Dear lord. Can Salma's possibly be real? Those are quite amazing looking, so I start to wonder if I'm being tricked somehow. :)

Being able to say "I'm Batman" just keeps getting cooler, man!

"I'm Batman"

Annabel is darling... Buffistas make good babies.

And, Plei, in VeryNotBaby questioning: Perkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol, a little dab and everything is more lovely than it was before.

I have no boob news. I respect the utility boobage as well as the recreational boobage. Oh, and the fact that I like them. Which, really, isn't news.

edit: Huh, the third pic doesn't seem to have the same rack as the rest. I watched a guy Photoshop a picture today in a way that made me never trust my eyes again though. I might be projecting.

I think they have to be real. They don't have that artificial perkiness when she's laying flat that boob jobs have. Plus, I think they look much bigger because she's really got one of the tiniest ribcages and waists I've seen in a long time. Makes the boobage even more obvious.

Hmm. So, racks. Quick: bestest celebrity rack. Help me return to the days when boobs were a thing of beauty, not industry.

Jamie Lee Curtis, Trading Places. That was a while back, though.

Though in truth, best rack ever was my friend from college who had the Only Real In Anime & Comic Books Super Perky C-Cups.