Pumping = somewhat painful.
Per our baby doctor, we should be introducing a bottle no later than this week if we plan on using one at all ever ever. So I decided a few minutes ago to pump the problem breast with the handy Avent Isis hand pump.
Christ, no wonder they suggest pumping to fix flat nips. That thing's got some powerful fucking suction.
Sigh. Sorry for the small issue of my brain turning into All Boob, All the Time! Well, that's not THAT much of a change, except now it's MY boobs, and, frankly, I think recreational boobage belonging to others is far more entertaining as a topic of discussion.
Hmm. So, racks. Quick: bestest celebrity rack. Help me return to the days when boobs were a thing of beauty, not industry.
I'm gonna go with Salma Hayek. If they're enhanced, I want the number of her doc. If they're not, I want to know what she sacrificed to the Elder Gods to get them.
Is there anyway we can get some Annabel pictures?
This one's over a month old, but it's still pretty much how she looks, except her hair is a little longer: [link]
And here she is dressed up: [link]
She's so adorable. She has amazing eyes.
Salma's rack, hands down.
Fuck. I like my breasts, even. I'd rather have hers.
Dear lord. Can Salma's possibly be real? Those are quite amazing looking, so I start to wonder if I'm being tricked somehow. :)
Being able to say "I'm Batman" just keeps getting cooler, man!
This has always been cool.
"I'm Batman"
Annabel is darling... Buffistas make good babies.
And, Plei, in VeryNotBaby questioning: Perkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol, a little dab and everything is more lovely than it was before.
I have no boob news. I respect the utility boobage as well as the recreational boobage. Oh, and the fact that I like them. Which, really, isn't news.
edit: Huh, the third pic doesn't seem to have the same rack as the rest. I watched a guy Photoshop a picture today in a way that made me never trust my eyes again though. I might be projecting.
I think they have to be real. They don't have that artificial perkiness when she's laying flat that boob jobs have. Plus, I think they look much bigger because she's really got one of the tiniest ribcages and waists I've seen in a long time. Makes the boobage even more obvious.
Hmm. So, racks. Quick: bestest celebrity rack. Help me return to the days when boobs were a thing of beauty, not industry.
Jamie Lee Curtis, Trading Places. That was a while back, though.
Though in truth, best rack ever was my friend from college who had the Only Real In Anime & Comic Books Super Perky C-Cups.
Perkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol, a little dab and everything is more lovely than it was before.
Barenjager? Should be available at any store with a decent selection. WA state (which has state-run stores) has a crap selection, but I can always get it there. It is nice, isn't it? Try it with a dash of tequila.
