Salma's rack, hands down.

Fuck. I like my breasts, even. I'd rather have hers.

Dear lord. Can Salma's possibly be real? Those are quite amazing looking, so I start to wonder if I'm being tricked somehow. :)

Being able to say "I'm Batman" just keeps getting cooler, man!

"I'm Batman"

Annabel is darling... Buffistas make good babies.

And, Plei, in VeryNotBaby questioning: Perkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol, a little dab and everything is more lovely than it was before.

I have no boob news. I respect the utility boobage as well as the recreational boobage. Oh, and the fact that I like them. Which, really, isn't news.

edit: Huh, the third pic doesn't seem to have the same rack as the rest. I watched a guy Photoshop a picture today in a way that made me never trust my eyes again though. I might be projecting.

I think they have to be real. They don't have that artificial perkiness when she's laying flat that boob jobs have. Plus, I think they look much bigger because she's really got one of the tiniest ribcages and waists I've seen in a long time. Makes the boobage even more obvious.

Hmm. So, racks. Quick: bestest celebrity rack. Help me return to the days when boobs were a thing of beauty, not industry.

Jamie Lee Curtis, Trading Places. That was a while back, though.

Though in truth, best rack ever was my friend from college who had the Only Real In Anime & Comic Books Super Perky C-Cups.

Perkins brought honey liquor here a while back and I am running low (well, in several months probably). How do I find more??? It is the gold dust of alcohol, a little dab and everything is more lovely than it was before.

Barenjager? Should be available at any store with a decent selection. WA state (which has state-run stores) has a crap selection, but I can always get it there. It is nice, isn't it? Try it with a dash of tequila.

Salma's rack, hands down.

So. Damned. Beautiful.

who had the Only Real In Anime & Comic Books Super Perky C-Cups.

In real life, C is never gonna be quite that perky. Even the perky ones don't totally defy gravity.

I loathe this sometimes.

Then I recall that I was flat flat flat flat flat concave-chested until I got boobs. All at once.

Ima keep the boobs, gravity and all.

Thanks for the get well wishes from this morning, and thank you Cass for thinking of me. That's nice. I don't even mind that you thought of Nick too.

I am feeling some better, though still coughing and yuck with a sore throat. I swear I did not give it to Hil. Feel better~ma to you, Hil.

I have no opinion on boobs other than to agree that Salma's rack is amazing.

In good news, I worked today. It was very satisfying to get some paying stuff accomplished and please a client. Soon, I shall be all caught up. I might even get my house clean. I keep trying, but small people keep going right behind me and finding cool stuff. I swear, it's like trying to clean around Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Going to bed soon, hopefully to sleep, but I wanted to pop in and say hi.

I used to have perky C cups. Pretty perky D cups. I didn't fail the pencil test until I was measured as a DD.

eta: Hi Deena!