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Cashmere - May 07, 2005 11:38:54 am PDT #7862 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Minor panic. I was in the kitchen fixing dinner. DH was watching Owen in the baby gate. DH came into kitchen to get a snack to ruin his dinner. He either didn't latch the gate or didn't close it completely because he walked back to the living room and said, "I can't find the baby."

A few moments of rushing around the not-very-large house didn't turn him up. On the ground floor. I ran up the stairs to find Owen happily pulling items out of my underwear drawer.

He climbed the whole damned set of stairs without our noticing! My mind can't even go to the place where he could have FALLEN DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at Babies R Us buying more baby gates.

Nora Deirdre - May 07, 2005 11:41:28 am PDT #7863 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

eek! I guess this is where the fun starts, Cashmere...

Scrappy - May 07, 2005 11:43:16 am PDT #7864 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yikes, Cashmere! And, go, Owen with the mad climbing skillz--but don't do that again for awhile, please!

Topic!Cindy - May 07, 2005 11:48:43 am PDT #7865 of 10001

What is even happening?

Ooof, Cashmere. My heart goes out to you. I'm so glad he was still in your house, and unhurt. You poor thing.

Dear Owen,

Please dont scare your Mommy and Daddy to death, ever again.

Yeah, yeah. I know,
Auntie Cindy

Buy sleigh bells at a craft store, and tie them onto your baby gates (and door knobs to the outside). We did this after the Great Escape of '03.

Narrator - May 07, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #7866 of 10001

The evil is this way?

Dear Owen,

Let me explain. No, no, it is too much. Let me sum up: DO NOT SCARE MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE THAT AGAIN (anytime soon).

Also, whatever you do, don’t ask Auntie Cindy’s son about door locks.

Narrator

Susan W. - May 07, 2005 11:59:37 am PDT #7867 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Wow, Cashmere!

t feels glad to be living in a 1-storey house

vw bug - May 07, 2005 12:06:11 pm PDT #7868 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Owen! Don't you be doing that!

Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:37:20 pm PDT #7869 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

It's the worst gut wrenching, panic-inducing feeling ever. However, I'm somewhat calmer. Even though I wish we'd bought a ranch style house now.

How did I end up with an infant Papillon?

Topic!Cindy - May 07, 2005 12:40:28 pm PDT #7870 of 10001

What is even happening?

One story houses are easier for them to sleep walk out of, during the middle of the night (cf my best friend K's son, B).

Nice letter, Narrator. You should have thrown some legal jargon at him though, too.

Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:46:37 pm PDT #7871 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Too much stuff to worry about! Owen isn't meeting Christopher until they're both in college. Wait a minute. Make that until they're both old men.

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