Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - May 07, 2005 11:43:16 am PDT #7864 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yikes, Cashmere! And, go, Owen with the mad climbing skillz--but don't do that again for awhile, please!


Topic!Cindy - May 07, 2005 11:48:43 am PDT #7865 of 10001
What is even happening?

Ooof, Cashmere. My heart goes out to you. I'm so glad he was still in your house, and unhurt. You poor thing.

Dear Owen,

Please dont scare your Mommy and Daddy to death, ever again.

Yeah, yeah. I know,
Auntie Cindy

Buy sleigh bells at a craft store, and tie them onto your baby gates (and door knobs to the outside). We did this after the Great Escape of '03.


Narrator - May 07, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #7866 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Dear Owen,

Let me explain. No, no, it is too much. Let me sum up: DO NOT SCARE MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE THAT AGAIN (anytime soon).

Also, whatever you do, don’t ask Auntie Cindy’s son about door locks.

Narrator


Susan W. - May 07, 2005 11:59:37 am PDT #7867 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Wow, Cashmere!

t feels glad to be living in a 1-storey house


vw bug - May 07, 2005 12:06:11 pm PDT #7868 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Owen! Don't you be doing that!


Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:37:20 pm PDT #7869 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's the worst gut wrenching, panic-inducing feeling ever. However, I'm somewhat calmer. Even though I wish we'd bought a ranch style house now.

How did I end up with an infant Papillon?


Topic!Cindy - May 07, 2005 12:40:28 pm PDT #7870 of 10001
What is even happening?

One story houses are easier for them to sleep walk out of, during the middle of the night (cf my best friend K's son, B).

Nice letter, Narrator. You should have thrown some legal jargon at him though, too.


Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:46:37 pm PDT #7871 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Too much stuff to worry about! Owen isn't meeting Christopher until they're both in college. Wait a minute. Make that until they're both old men.


billytea - May 07, 2005 12:47:33 pm PDT #7872 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On the upside, nobody could accuse me of thinking of my kids as accessories to my outfits.

Not unless they also intended to accuse you of having the fashion sense of a jackdaw.

What's a charismatic church?

One where the hymn book includes Barry White's "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love".


erikaj - May 07, 2005 12:49:24 pm PDT #7873 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I like it, bt. Hmm, wonder if that's why so many reprobate soul singers have a gospel phase.