Dear Owen,
Let me explain. No, no, it is too much. Let me sum up: DO NOT SCARE MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE THAT AGAIN (anytime soon).
Also, whatever you do, don’t ask Auntie Cindy’s son about door locks.
Narrator
I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Narrator - May 07, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #7866 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Susan W. - May 07, 2005 11:59:37 am PDT #7867 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Wow, Cashmere!
t feels glad to be living in a 1-storey house
vw bug - May 07, 2005 12:06:11 pm PDT #7868 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Owen! Don't you be doing that!
Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:37:20 pm PDT #7869 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It's the worst gut wrenching, panic-inducing feeling ever. However, I'm somewhat calmer. Even though I wish we'd bought a ranch style house now.
How did I end up with an infant Papillon?
Topic!Cindy - May 07, 2005 12:40:28 pm PDT #7870 of 10001
What is even happening?
One story houses are easier for them to sleep walk out of, during the middle of the night (cf my best friend K's son, B).
Nice letter, Narrator. You should have thrown some legal jargon at him though, too.
Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:46:37 pm PDT #7871 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Too much stuff to worry about! Owen isn't meeting Christopher until they're both in college. Wait a minute. Make that until they're both old men.
billytea - May 07, 2005 12:47:33 pm PDT #7872 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
On the upside, nobody could accuse me of thinking of my kids as accessories to my outfits.
Not unless they also intended to accuse you of having the fashion sense of a jackdaw.
What's a charismatic church?
One where the hymn book includes Barry White's "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love".
erikaj - May 07, 2005 12:49:24 pm PDT #7873 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I like it, bt. Hmm, wonder if that's why so many reprobate soul singers have a gospel phase.
Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:50:09 pm PDT #7874 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
billytea, did you see my link to the penguins with syphillis?
Cashmere - May 07, 2005 12:51:52 pm PDT #7875 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Whoops. Sorry. It was the funny Chlamydia, not the funny Syphilis