How about Condoleeza Scalia von Rumscroft?
Heh. Now I have to get... something, so I can name it this.
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 04, 2005 5:12:18 am PDT #7281 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sj - May 04, 2005 5:12:59 am PDT #7282 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, Nora. How are you today?
Nora Deirdre - May 04, 2005 5:15:07 am PDT #7283 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hate people and my job, but I'm working real hard not to let it get to me.
My throat feels better, just kind of vaguely scratchy and dry. I know I'll be drinking a ton of water. Just 'cause it feels so goooooood. I am glad I took the day off yesterday and rested, I think it will help over the long run.
Gotta catch up with work I missed yesterday... sigh.
JZ - May 04, 2005 5:18:20 am PDT #7284 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Tommy, I'm sure it would be the perfect name for one of these.
Topic!Cindy - May 04, 2005 5:19:31 am PDT #7285 of 10001
What is even happening?
Heh. Now I have to get... something, so I can name it this.
Get a Venus Flytrap!
sj - May 04, 2005 5:19:52 am PDT #7286 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Nora}}} I am sorry work is so bad. Much ~ma to get through your day. We need to plan a get together soon. I miss you.
tommyrot - May 04, 2005 5:20:56 am PDT #7287 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy, I'm sure it would be the perfect name for one of these.
Hee. Yeah, I can see that name working for Black Death, Ebola or the Flesh Eating virus.
Steph L. - May 04, 2005 5:23:19 am PDT #7288 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jesus. Today is going to suck in countless as-yet-undescribed ways. Right out of the gate, I have the following:
(1) I well and truly have a cold and feel like total total shit.
(2) I slept through my alarm, by more than an hour.
(3) Upon arriving at work, my sort-of-boss-co-worker (not Chatty, and not Incompetent) immediately started slagging on how bad the layout looks. The layout that I've done the same way -- the way SHE taught me when I started working here -- FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS!
She ended the discussion by telling me, and I quote, "Shut up!!!", complete with the exclamation points. Bitch.
(4) I have a hole in the butt of my pants, which I didn't discover until I got to work.
(5) Still not king.
Meh. Just fucking kill me now. (This is a *Wednesday,* mang. Shouldn't days this crappy be Mondays?)
Steph L. - May 04, 2005 5:26:34 am PDT #7289 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
cereal:
Cindy, I got your e-mail, but I have to fix the shitty looking layout, so I can't reply until later.
Nora Deirdre - May 04, 2005 5:27:25 am PDT #7290 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hm, I think Incompetant Co-Worker needs to meet Mr. Smack in the Face!