Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - May 04, 2005 5:15:07 am PDT #7283 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I hate people and my job, but I'm working real hard not to let it get to me.

My throat feels better, just kind of vaguely scratchy and dry. I know I'll be drinking a ton of water. Just 'cause it feels so goooooood. I am glad I took the day off yesterday and rested, I think it will help over the long run.

Gotta catch up with work I missed yesterday... sigh.


JZ - May 04, 2005 5:18:20 am PDT #7284 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tommy, I'm sure it would be the perfect name for one of these.


Topic!Cindy - May 04, 2005 5:19:31 am PDT #7285 of 10001
What is even happening?

Heh. Now I have to get... something, so I can name it this.

Get a Venus Flytrap!


sj - May 04, 2005 5:19:52 am PDT #7286 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Nora}}} I am sorry work is so bad. Much ~ma to get through your day. We need to plan a get together soon. I miss you.


tommyrot - May 04, 2005 5:20:56 am PDT #7287 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, I'm sure it would be the perfect name for one of these.

Hee. Yeah, I can see that name working for Black Death, Ebola or the Flesh Eating virus.


Steph L. - May 04, 2005 5:23:19 am PDT #7288 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Jesus. Today is going to suck in countless as-yet-undescribed ways. Right out of the gate, I have the following:

(1) I well and truly have a cold and feel like total total shit.

(2) I slept through my alarm, by more than an hour.

(3) Upon arriving at work, my sort-of-boss-co-worker (not Chatty, and not Incompetent) immediately started slagging on how bad the layout looks. The layout that I've done the same way -- the way SHE taught me when I started working here -- FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS!

She ended the discussion by telling me, and I quote, "Shut up!!!", complete with the exclamation points. Bitch.

(4) I have a hole in the butt of my pants, which I didn't discover until I got to work.

(5) Still not king.

Meh. Just fucking kill me now. (This is a *Wednesday,* mang. Shouldn't days this crappy be Mondays?)


Steph L. - May 04, 2005 5:26:34 am PDT #7289 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

cereal:

Cindy, I got your e-mail, but I have to fix the shitty looking layout, so I can't reply until later.


Nora Deirdre - May 04, 2005 5:27:25 am PDT #7290 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hm, I think Incompetant Co-Worker needs to meet Mr. Smack in the Face!


Calli - May 04, 2005 5:28:23 am PDT #7291 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

(3) Upon arriving at work, my sort-of-boss-co-worker (not Chatty, and not Incompetent) immediately started slagging on how bad the layout looks. The layout that I've done the same way -- the way SHE taught me when I started working here -- FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS!

Oh, I hate this one. Every month it seems one of the folks who were on the Design Committee asks why we do something or other on our site the way we do. The answer is in two parts: a) because we've been doing it that way for two years now, ever since b) you told us to do it that way.


JZ - May 04, 2005 5:29:06 am PDT #7292 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ugh, Tep. What an ass-head. She may not be Chatty, but are you sure she's not Incompetent?

Also, your cold and Nora's should just go pound on each other and leave you two alone.

Also also, Nora's work needs to suck less. The only thing it has going for it right now is that she doesn't have a boss like Kate P's expecting to be groomed, and really, both Nora and Kate deserve so much better from any jobs lucky enough to be had by them.