This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Apr 28, 2005 11:34:48 am PDT #6321 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I think the beans will be fine tomorrow if you keep them refrigerated until you put them on to cook.

They've just been out on the counter since last night--so they'll be OK if I stick them in the fridge now?


Theodosia - Apr 28, 2005 11:39:54 am PDT #6322 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know, those food theives probably have serious eating disorders, to the extent that they can probably "justify" it to themselves. So locking up the food is the way to handle it, sigh.


JohnSweden - Apr 28, 2005 11:43:03 am PDT #6323 of 10001
I can't even.

As in, opened the container, took some of my ravioli & veggies, and then put it back.

Totally wrong. I share your pain. Putting food in the fridge here is basically an act of charity to the No Impulse Control people.

I finally made her start using the insulated lunchbag (instead of her usual grocery-store bag) someone had given her and rigged the zippers with a spare luggage lock. It seems like it's been working, but how ridiculous is it that it had to come to her locking up her chicken salads and leftovers?

That's necessary around here. We had an intern who blew his stack and sent an outraged email to the entire department when our usual (I presume) fridge thief made off with a packet of cooked ham he had put in there.

No, the irony isn't lost on me that I work for our justice department and no one is safe leaving anything remotely edible in the fridge for two minutes. I have suggested, not entirely tongue-in-cheek, a video surveillance system.


sj - Apr 28, 2005 11:46:26 am PDT #6324 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I took a Lush bubble bar bath, and it was yummy. The sore is a little bit better. I still feel like I am going to start crying any second now for no reason, but I think I can do this. I just have to get dressed and pack my overnight bag. Thessally's show should be a blast, and then I will be with Teacup Guy and all will be better or at least manageable.

As in, opened the container, took some of my ravioli & veggies, and then put it back.

Ewww. I don't understand people at all.


Jessica - Apr 28, 2005 11:47:32 am PDT #6325 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I took a Lush bubble bar bath, and it was yummy.

Hee. Coming on the heels of the stolen lunch discussion, this phrasing is amusing.


sj - Apr 28, 2005 11:49:30 am PDT #6326 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I used to bring Lactaid milk into work at the bookstore so that I could use it in my coffee and tea. Other people in the store also had lactose intolerances and asked if they could use some. I agreed but it annoyed me that they would: 1. Never offer to replace it or chip in. 2. Finish it right before one of my shifts. Of course they always got the worst of it if they did the latter because working with me when I haven't had coffee or tea is no fun for anyone.


sj - Apr 28, 2005 11:50:47 am PDT #6327 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hee. Coming on the heels of the stolen lunch discussion, this phrasing is amusing.

Hee. Totally unitentional phrasing. My brain is not here. I think it is still in Ohio.


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 11:52:11 am PDT #6328 of 10001
brillig

First rule of thievery: minimize evidence. IE, take the whole darned thing.


EpicTangent - Apr 28, 2005 11:53:12 am PDT #6329 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

the irony isn't lost on me that I work for our justice department and no one is safe leaving anything remotely edible in the fridge for two minutes

I was just going to post about how when I was the receptionist at my old church the Youth Pastor would take anything that didn't have a name on it in our (teeny-tiny) fridge.

Transcript of actual conversation:

Me: Who took the bottle of water I put in here?

Him: Oh, I took that. I didn't know whose it was.

Me (not out loud, but Thinking it in SUCH a loud voice): Did you know it wasn't yours?

(Otherwise a really great guy, so I let it go. But still - Moron!)


Atropa - Apr 28, 2005 12:14:20 pm PDT #6330 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Eventually Pete will learn that if I'm having an emotionally-fragile day, playing Twenty Questions about why I'm not being very talkative on the phone at work will lead to me being more upset, won't he? The whole reason I didn't want to talk about being upset is because it makes me MORE upset, and I'd really like to not start crying again.

Gaah. I'd like to declare a do-over on this day, please.