You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Apr 28, 2005 11:50:47 am PDT #6327 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hee. Coming on the heels of the stolen lunch discussion, this phrasing is amusing.

Hee. Totally unitentional phrasing. My brain is not here. I think it is still in Ohio.


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 11:52:11 am PDT #6328 of 10001
brillig

First rule of thievery: minimize evidence. IE, take the whole darned thing.


EpicTangent - Apr 28, 2005 11:53:12 am PDT #6329 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

the irony isn't lost on me that I work for our justice department and no one is safe leaving anything remotely edible in the fridge for two minutes

I was just going to post about how when I was the receptionist at my old church the Youth Pastor would take anything that didn't have a name on it in our (teeny-tiny) fridge.

Transcript of actual conversation:

Me: Who took the bottle of water I put in here?

Him: Oh, I took that. I didn't know whose it was.

Me (not out loud, but Thinking it in SUCH a loud voice): Did you know it wasn't yours?

(Otherwise a really great guy, so I let it go. But still - Moron!)


Atropa - Apr 28, 2005 12:14:20 pm PDT #6330 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Eventually Pete will learn that if I'm having an emotionally-fragile day, playing Twenty Questions about why I'm not being very talkative on the phone at work will lead to me being more upset, won't he? The whole reason I didn't want to talk about being upset is because it makes me MORE upset, and I'd really like to not start crying again.

Gaah. I'd like to declare a do-over on this day, please.


Maria - Apr 28, 2005 12:15:59 pm PDT #6331 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

{{{Jilli}}}

I'll see what I can do about a 24-hour mindwipe.


Atropa - Apr 28, 2005 12:17:56 pm PDT #6332 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(I'm sorry to be all 'me me memeeeeee' today. I am starting to think I need to make an appointment w/ my doctor to talk to him about how the emotionally-fragile days seem to be coming more and more frequently, because it's starting to make me worry.)


brenda m - Apr 28, 2005 12:32:17 pm PDT #6333 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not that that's a bad idea if you feel the need, Jilli, but don't worry about it our account.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2005 1:08:04 pm PDT #6334 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, Jilli. I'm sorry. I feel your pain though.


meara - Apr 28, 2005 1:12:43 pm PDT #6335 of 10001

Awww! Leif singing the ABC song? SO CUTE! Also v. smart.

I am very very confused by the yam/sweet potato distinction. Huh.

Welcome back, EpicTangent!

I feel all of your pain on the fridge thieves. I mean, it's one thing if you steal a little of my milk, or something, if I have a carton there, but...someone took my thing of rice and beans, sometime between 2pm (when I put it in) and 6pm (when I tried to eat it for dinner) the other week. Really pissed me off. I left a nasty note on the fridge, and everyone laughed at it. Hmph.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 1:15:41 pm PDT #6336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Iocaine powder. It's the only way to be sure.