Oh for the love of...

My coworker/assistant sent out a document with the heading "Venereal Information." (Should have been "general".)

Thank dog it went to a consultant, not a client, and to one particular consultant - one of about three I can think of who would react the way he did: left me a voicemail that's almost incoherent, he's laughing so hard.

Still.

Headdesk Headdesk Headdesk

Ooooo...this one sounds interesting too...

Job Qualifications: Federal work-study preferred; psychology, education or sociology major preferred; familiar with MS Office, particularly Word & Excel; experience with MS Access or other database desirable but not required.

Job Description: Work with Researchers and the Center Director on various research grants/projects; perform literature and web searches; synthesize relevant information; assist in the creation of bibliographies; assist Senior Research staff with coding of data and database entry for various project/grants in the Center; opportunity for field work in K-12 schools, etc.

Yay, vw! And, exactly what -t said.

{{meara}} I hope you can shoot in, do what you need, and shoot right back out.

I'm wishing I hadn't come to work today. I woke up with, what I thought, was a sinus headache. I'm now nauseated and light hurts me. Yep, migraine. I want to go home and lay down in the dark.

Ha! brenda, was it a spellcheck gone horribly wrong?

By all means, Daniel. I am honored.

There's a Jaffa in our midst.

Go, Anne and VW.

Um, much coffee consumed a'ready. Serenity trailer viewed multiple times, and shared with DH. Today's watchword in the House o' Bev is "EeeeeeeeE!"

Can I sustain this level of bounce till 9/30? We shall see.

Ha! brenda, was it a spellcheck gone horribly wrong?

You know it.

I'm laughing, but jesus. A fucking lucky escape that the doc went to this particular person. There could have been an unbeliveable shitstorm otherwise.

every president needs a large alien in an encounter suit making cryptic pronouncements.

Darth Rumsfeld?

I had something to say - but I have no idea what it was. It certainly had nothing to do with anyof the conversations that are going on here. otherwise, I'd remember.

and timelies with a butt load of gronk.

and go vw may you conquer your day with ease.

Ok. I knew that wasn't going to go as hoped. Continuing Ed is filled with a bunch of idiots with their heads up their asses. They have no idea what they're talking about. Whatever. I bet $10 that I get what they say that they need, and when I come back they'll say, "No, that's not what we need. We need XYZ."

Northwestern had a fair number of porn scholars in its film department when I was there. One of my film profs had several articles on lesbian porn published in the New Yorker, and I think she may have written a book, and one of my TA's did his thesis on Asian women in American porn, entitled "Men, Women, and Their Big (Chop)Sticks."