Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2005 6:43:04 am PDT #5983 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ooooo...this one sounds interesting too...

Job Qualifications: Federal work-study preferred; psychology, education or sociology major preferred; familiar with MS Office, particularly Word & Excel; experience with MS Access or other database desirable but not required.

Job Description: Work with Researchers and the Center Director on various research grants/projects; perform literature and web searches; synthesize relevant information; assist in the creation of bibliographies; assist Senior Research staff with coding of data and database entry for various project/grants in the Center; opportunity for field work in K-12 schools, etc.


ChiKat - Apr 27, 2005 6:44:59 am PDT #5984 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, vw! And, exactly what -t said.

{{meara}} I hope you can shoot in, do what you need, and shoot right back out.

I'm wishing I hadn't come to work today. I woke up with, what I thought, was a sinus headache. I'm now nauseated and light hurts me. Yep, migraine. I want to go home and lay down in the dark.


Kate P. - Apr 27, 2005 6:46:03 am PDT #5985 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ha! brenda, was it a spellcheck gone horribly wrong?


Beverly - Apr 27, 2005 6:46:12 am PDT #5986 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

By all means, Daniel. I am honored.

There's a Jaffa in our midst.

Go, Anne and VW.

Um, much coffee consumed a'ready. Serenity trailer viewed multiple times, and shared with DH. Today's watchword in the House o' Bev is "EeeeeeeeE!"

Can I sustain this level of bounce till 9/30? We shall see.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2005 6:47:43 am PDT #5987 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ha! brenda, was it a spellcheck gone horribly wrong?

You know it.

I'm laughing, but jesus. A fucking lucky escape that the doc went to this particular person. There could have been an unbeliveable shitstorm otherwise.


DCJensen - Apr 27, 2005 6:48:45 am PDT #5988 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

every president needs a large alien in an encounter suit making cryptic pronouncements.

Darth Rumsfeld?


beth b - Apr 27, 2005 6:54:00 am PDT #5989 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I had something to say - but I have no idea what it was. It certainly had nothing to do with anyof the conversations that are going on here. otherwise, I'd remember.

and timelies with a butt load of gronk.

and go vw may you conquer your day with ease.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2005 7:04:20 am PDT #5990 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. I knew that wasn't going to go as hoped. Continuing Ed is filled with a bunch of idiots with their heads up their asses. They have no idea what they're talking about. Whatever. I bet $10 that I get what they say that they need, and when I come back they'll say, "No, that's not what we need. We need XYZ."


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 7:07:34 am PDT #5991 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Northwestern had a fair number of porn scholars in its film department when I was there. One of my film profs had several articles on lesbian porn published in the New Yorker, and I think she may have written a book, and one of my TA's did his thesis on Asian women in American porn, entitled "Men, Women, and Their Big (Chop)Sticks."


Cashmere - Apr 27, 2005 7:39:21 am PDT #5992 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My coworker/assistant sent out a document with the heading "Venereal Information." (Should have been "general".)

It's times like these, I miss working outside the home.