My dorm had a party every year when we'd show porn for hours on a screen in the courtyard. It was not, I think, high quality. One of the women from teh women's schol across the street used to do a running commentary on ho wbelievable the actresses orgasms were, but she graduated before my time, alas.
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As for porn -- I've only seen a few movies. One was...well...I watched it with my then boyfriend and the movie put me off sex for a bit.
I love reading good porn -- whether it's fanfic or original or professionally done. and I like visuals pretty pretty pictures.
ho unbelieveable porn actress orgasms.
BWAH on the typo!
My college would show a porn movie in the auditorium once a year, I think around April. With the projection equipment they had, it had to be something on film, not video, so it was generally some incredibly cheesy thing from the seventies. In the one they showed my freshman year, the plot was loosely built around Alice in Wonderland.
For the record, no need to go see Muffy The Vampire Layer. It's pretty crap.
BWAH!!
My undergrad school showed 'educational' porn once a year in a class taught by a Methodist minister. Very legit. Very crowded.
My first porn experience was with my much older husband who said I could not judge porn until I saw it. He took me to the (I kid you not) Bijou in Stockton, CA to see a film called 'Champagne.'
The floor was sticky...and there were plenty of raincoats.
Right in the middle, I hear a familiar, and yet unbelievable sound.
Snoring.
The putz feel ASLEEP and left me to fend off the leerers on my own.
God smiled on me and snapped the film a few minutes later. When the houselights came up, I sprinted for the door.
It's weird how, 25 years later, I still remember every frame of that film.
::wonders if 'Champagne' ever managed to win the heart of that construction worker she had her cap set for.::
Most of my experience with porn has come from clicking on innocuous-looking links that take you to a porn website and somehow are always insanely hard to get away from. This only ever happens at work, so you're left imagining the trouble you'll be in if the boss walks in before you've found a way to make the vile gross disgusting thing DIE DIE DIE.
It's possible this has skewed my image of porn in general.
Y'all are porn wussies. I'm sorry. You might as well be tut-tutting about how you never watch any TV except the Discovery Channel and BBC America.
Y'know, my attitude towards porn is much the same as Sean. And, after Angel finished, almost all the TV I watched in the US was the Discovery Channel (inc. Animal Planet) and BBC America.
Coincidence? You be the judge.
Phew, finally caught up. ::waves:: Timelies!
My, what a pretty baby that Emma is. Too many cute pictures to choose just one. And I'd be more than glad to help with MiL cluesticking. What a (lowercase) bitch she is. Somebody else have a baby, want more baby pics. Or, you know, you guys start taking more pictures, dagnabit.
I like my porn in the written form. Tried the visual stuff with the ex-husband and decided I was pretty much the traditional female, not at all turned on by pictures. Not to say I don't appreciate the aesthetics of nekkid pretty people, but they don't get me hot. It's words that get me in the mood.