Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Apr 26, 2005 10:48:10 am PDT #5815 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

now, I have time to vaccuum the house before I go to work. It really needs it. even a half assed job would be an improvement. I have failed to make the cat do it. Really, it isn't hard. and I'm not afraid of the vaccuum cleaner.


Strix - Apr 26, 2005 10:57:05 am PDT #5816 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?

They MAKE this?!

Jesus, the Brits are fucking brilliant humanitarians. Jilli, seriously, I will send you or your MIL MONEY -- cold, hard cash -- for a box. I plan on going on the pill when I get a job and insurance this fall because my cramps are getting worse and worse and worse, but for the summer, I would kill or die for something that works. I usually load up on ibuprofen -- was Aleve, until the scare -- and heating pads, and occasionally a friend would leave me a mercy joint -- but I would dearly love an emergency supply for the first 2 days of my period.

Midol with codiene. What an idea.


Cashmere - Apr 26, 2005 10:58:25 am PDT #5817 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I plan on going on the pill when I get a job and insurance

Pray the insurance plan covers BC. Many don't. A fact which still pisses me off to no freakin' end.


beth b - Apr 26, 2005 10:58:49 am PDT #5818 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

hale assed vaccuming done. 10 minutes. Why do I fight it so?


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 10:59:01 am PDT #5819 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

yup, I like it all to fit together.

Especially the people parts.

I much prefer actual sex with someone I actually care about, though.

Well there's a radical stance.

Y'all are porn wussies. I'm sorry. You might as well be tut-tutting about how you never watch any TV except the Discovery Channel and BBC America.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:00:13 am PDT #5820 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

hale assed vaccuming done. 10 minutes. Why do I fight it so?

I don't know. Your ass is hale. What's the holdup?


Sean K - Apr 26, 2005 11:00:15 am PDT #5821 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Y'all are porn wussies.

::thinks about contents of personal porn collection::

Hmmm.... No, not so much.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2005 11:00:27 am PDT #5822 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

BBC America

Last week, Sharpe's second in command was wanking while looking at crime scene photos. Golden. His tongue was later cut out by a guy disappointed to not be his son. Suh-weet.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2005 11:01:17 am PDT #5823 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmm.... No, not so much.

Unimpressed, mister "loves to walk on the beach with his girlfriend."


beth b - Apr 26, 2005 11:03:02 am PDT #5824 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

now I can't fix my typo. It is funny now.

but who knew I belonged to a porn group. porn wussies , but still a porn group.