now, I have time to vaccuum the house before I go to work. It really needs it. even a half assed job would be an improvement. I have failed to make the cat do it. Really, it isn't hard. and I'm not afraid of the vaccuum cleaner.
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?
They MAKE this?!
Jesus, the Brits are fucking brilliant humanitarians. Jilli, seriously, I will send you or your MIL MONEY -- cold, hard cash -- for a box. I plan on going on the pill when I get a job and insurance this fall because my cramps are getting worse and worse and worse, but for the summer, I would kill or die for something that works. I usually load up on ibuprofen -- was Aleve, until the scare -- and heating pads, and occasionally a friend would leave me a mercy joint -- but I would dearly love an emergency supply for the first 2 days of my period.
Midol with codiene. What an idea.
I plan on going on the pill when I get a job and insurance
Pray the insurance plan covers BC. Many don't. A fact which still pisses me off to no freakin' end.
hale assed vaccuming done. 10 minutes. Why do I fight it so?
yup, I like it all to fit together.
Especially the people parts.
I much prefer actual sex with someone I actually care about, though.
Well there's a radical stance.
Y'all are porn wussies. I'm sorry. You might as well be tut-tutting about how you never watch any TV except the Discovery Channel and BBC America.
hale assed vaccuming done. 10 minutes. Why do I fight it so?
I don't know. Your ass is hale. What's the holdup?
Y'all are porn wussies.
::thinks about contents of personal porn collection::
Hmmm.... No, not so much.
BBC America
Last week, Sharpe's second in command was wanking while looking at crime scene photos. Golden. His tongue was later cut out by a guy disappointed to not be his son. Suh-weet.
Hmmm.... No, not so much.
Unimpressed, mister "loves to walk on the beach with his girlfriend."
now I can't fix my typo. It is funny now.
but who knew I belonged to a porn group. porn wussies , but still a porn group.