Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!
Chapter 4: Jumping up on people and pawing them in the crotch is fun!
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:53 pm PDT #5638 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:06:00 pm PDT #5639 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?
My MIL never sent me anything as useful as codeine. She did send me some pretty appalling jewelry made of shells, though.
My MiL sends me grief. Her latest email? "...loved the pictures. Emma is so beautiful and petite. How lucky that she got Joe's metabolism and will grow up instead of out. You and I will envy her lots! "
W.T.F???
erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 12:07:35 pm PDT #5640 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
That's healthy like a thing that's not.
beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:19 pm PDT #5641 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Whoa. *I* want to smack her and I don't even know your mil.
Instead, she should be saying things like, Bless you my child for taking the risk of bring my progeny's progeny into the world and raising her to be a credit to her clan.
Sheesh.
Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:23 pm PDT #5642 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I had to just laugh, ya know?
ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:28 pm PDT #5643 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Hits Aimee's MIL with the cluestick.
Ummm......okay. How does one even respond to that?? It reminds me of when my sister was talking about her youngest daughter, "She looks so much like you. She's my ugly little baby."
Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 12:08:31 pm PDT #5644 of 10001
brillig
W.T.F??
Ah, cheerful MIL bonding. Isn't it all so jolly?
Not.
Burrell - Apr 25, 2005 12:09:14 pm PDT #5645 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh Aimee, that's just evil of her!
DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:09:49 pm PDT #5646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
W.T.F???
I think she just called you a fat cow. Which, I am pretty sure, means you are allowed to beat her with the axe-handle of your choice without any legal ramifications.
MM might object though.
Atropa - Apr 25, 2005 12:10:23 pm PDT #5647 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, how annoying, Aimée.