I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 12:01:20 pm PDT #5629 of 10001
brillig

I'm just too busy hiding the bodies and eating a Buster Bar.

Because nothing's better after a rousing bit of murder than a Buster Bar.


Ginger - Apr 25, 2005 12:01:48 pm PDT #5630 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?

My MIL never sent me anything as useful as codeine. She did send me some pretty appalling jewelry made of shells, though.

I think curling up with the trashy novel sounds like the best plan for vw.

Sorry about all the female troubles. At least I don't have to worry about that anymore. It's the good side of chemo.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:01:53 pm PDT #5631 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This is just one of the multitude of lessons I've learned from Bartleby.

He should write a book.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:30 pm PDT #5632 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Literally or as a state of mind, Hec?

I was recommeding literal curling in actual sunbeams. However, if you have a sunbeam in your mind, you might want to curl your psyche into that spot.

Mostly though I'm thinking of a bestselling book titled: The Dog's Approach To Mental Health.

Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:55 pm PDT #5633 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can I tag?

But of course.


beathen - Apr 25, 2005 12:03:22 pm PDT #5634 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Muchas gracias


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:04:26 pm PDT #5635 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Mostly though I'm thinking of a bestselling book titled: The Dog's Approach To Mental Health.

Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!

Oh my god! How did you get ahold of Bartleby's outline? He's considering litigation. Be warned.


erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:00 pm PDT #5636 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Seems like you're missing the Sniffing section, but otherwise good theory.


Scrappy - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:51 pm PDT #5637 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Chapter 4: You're scratching my tummy: I love you sooooo much!


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 12:05:53 pm PDT #5638 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!

Chapter 4: Jumping up on people and pawing them in the crotch is fun!