Bless you for controlling your homocidal urges. I'm with ya.
And on a completely, nausea inducing mood swing...
How great is my dog? I have a plate of chicken wing bones on my couch next to me. Bartleby walked up and sniffed it. I said, "leave it." He looked at me mournfully and then walked over to a sunbeam on the floor and curled up.
I so love that he's so good.
Okay, I'm getting weird. Maybe I should go clean more. Or bludgeon something.
Curling up in a sunbeam is a very sane response to life's disappointments.
Literally or as a state of mind, Hec?ETA: Note new act as if tagline...maybe if I look at for hours I will be.
I'm just too busy hiding the bodies and eating a Buster Bar.
Because nothing's better after a rousing bit of murder than a Buster Bar.
So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?
My MIL never sent me anything as useful as codeine. She did send me some pretty appalling jewelry made of shells, though.
I think curling up with the trashy novel sounds like the best plan for vw.
Sorry about all the female troubles. At least I don't have to worry about that anymore. It's the good side of chemo.
This is just one of the multitude of lessons I've learned from Bartleby.
He should write a book.
Literally or as a state of mind, Hec?
I was recommeding literal curling in actual sunbeams. However, if you have a sunbeam in your mind, you might want to curl your psyche into that spot.
Mostly though I'm thinking of a bestselling book titled: The Dog's Approach To Mental Health.
Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!