Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 11:52:28 am PDT #5625 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Bless you for controlling your homocidal urges. I'm with ya.

And on a completely, nausea inducing mood swing... How great is my dog? I have a plate of chicken wing bones on my couch next to me. Bartleby walked up and sniffed it. I said, "leave it." He looked at me mournfully and then walked over to a sunbeam on the floor and curled up.

I so love that he's so good.

Okay, I'm getting weird. Maybe I should go clean more. Or bludgeon something.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 11:53:45 am PDT #5626 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Curling up in a sunbeam is a very sane response to life's disappointments.


erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 11:55:57 am PDT #5627 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Literally or as a state of mind, Hec?ETA: Note new act as if tagline...maybe if I look at for hours I will be.


beathen - Apr 25, 2005 11:59:36 am PDT #5628 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Curling up in a sunbeam is a very sane response to life's disappointments.

Can I tag?


Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 12:01:20 pm PDT #5629 of 10001
brillig

I'm just too busy hiding the bodies and eating a Buster Bar.

Because nothing's better after a rousing bit of murder than a Buster Bar.


Ginger - Apr 25, 2005 12:01:48 pm PDT #5630 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So, the next time my MIL sends me a care package with the UK version of Midol that contains codeine, do you want me send a box your way?

My MIL never sent me anything as useful as codeine. She did send me some pretty appalling jewelry made of shells, though.

I think curling up with the trashy novel sounds like the best plan for vw.

Sorry about all the female troubles. At least I don't have to worry about that anymore. It's the good side of chemo.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:01:53 pm PDT #5631 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This is just one of the multitude of lessons I've learned from Bartleby.

He should write a book.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:30 pm PDT #5632 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Literally or as a state of mind, Hec?

I was recommeding literal curling in actual sunbeams. However, if you have a sunbeam in your mind, you might want to curl your psyche into that spot.

Mostly though I'm thinking of a bestselling book titled: The Dog's Approach To Mental Health.

Chapter 1: If it's stinky it's good!
Chapter 2: If it's not food don't worry about it.
Chapter 3: Walkies! Yay!


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:55 pm PDT #5633 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can I tag?

But of course.


beathen - Apr 25, 2005 12:03:22 pm PDT #5634 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Muchas gracias